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Ebay Fees ive stopped listing items normally. But they have been pushing £3 selling fees so when the offer comes up i bang stuff on. Sold a few bit and then the next minute £60 selling fees. **** SAKE its only on 2 items all the others have gone for £3 . £60 is **** Stupid there even charging me a fee on the p&p. I may as well have just given one of the items away IM **** MAD

Went to get clearance to go to work today. My GP sent me to get an ultrasound so she could definitively say I was fit to go. Well now I’m on my third diagnosis. I’ve got a varicocele. Basically varicose veins in my ballsack. Her theory is I did have a tortion that righted itself after causing the varicocele and that been mistaken for a granuloma.

Keeping up?? I’m fecking fed up.

So referred to a urologist and can’t go to work till it’s sorted. Gave the urologists reception a sob story and got an appointment tomorrow!! That never happens!! So hopefully find out what’s what.

I’ve cooked all my sick leave and this is costing me money now.

blimey mate, you and your nuts! hope it gets sorted soon, you never know amputation might be the only option...…

I on the other hand am dying of man flu!

Kiwi if it happened while you were on station does it not count as an industrial injury rather than sickness ?

Cavetroll87 wrote: you never know amputation might be the only option

I’ve actually got to that point. They’re ornamental anyway. Happily swap the bad one out for a marble atm if it sorted it all out.

Jack wrote:Kiwi if it happened while you were on station does it not count as an industrial injury rather than sickness ?

Nope. Because it wasn’t related to me carrying out my job. I just happened to be at work.

Kiwi's cum face

kiwikrasher wrote:

Cavetroll87 wrote: you never know amputation might be the only option

I’ve actually got to that point. They’re ornamental anyway. Happily swap the bad one out for a marble atm if it sorted it all out.

maybe something less likely to shatter than a glass marble. something rubbery probably better mate

When my brother had cancer they gave him a choice of sizes for the replacement bollock. "and be sensible about your choice" was the advice from the nurse

Get some titanium ones - lightweight, strong and oh so cool.

Kwacky wrote:When my brother had cancer they gave him a choice of sizes for the replacement bollock. "and be sensible about your choice" was the advice from the nurse

Well on the ultrasound report they gave quite specific measurements of both, so I could probably get one custom made.

I like Cookies titanium idea

Insect bites.

The wet weather seems to have flushed them out.

Really sore lip, I have this annoying habit when I feel stressed of biting my lower lip, problem is I dont even notice im doing it until I normally draw blood, truth is don't even know what I was stressed about either, all I know is I have a really sore lip today now

Well got clearance to go back to work last week. But while I was there I asked her about my arm. Two fingers and half my hand has been numb for nearly a year now. Been working with the Chiro who has sorted the arm/shoulder/neck ache but not the numbness.

So off for an X-ray which found numerous issues between C4-C7, and heavy spondylosis at C6/7 which is impinging on the nerve they suspect. So now off for an MRI tomorrow

F**k old age sucks.

Lack of sleep. I woke at about 4am and couldn't get back off.

Kwacky wrote:Lack of sleep. I woke at about 4am and couldn't get back off.

Your missing me. I know it

That's some imagery I could have done without

Have a splitting headache.....had it all night. I don't get headaches but maybe once or twice a year, so when I do they usually hit me pretty hard.

What a big softy..!!

As if I haven’t got enough woes with my body I managed to arse up yesterday when climbing onto the camper (needed some camp chairs out of the roof bag for watching Jorjas netball game)

Landed flat on my back on the concrete floor of the garage. Took a good 5 mins for me to get up. Pretty stiff and sore now.

Insect bites. Little red bites. On my arms and legs. I got a couple yesterday evening then this morning woke up with a few more. My wife and my son have got them as well. No idea what's caused them. The cat hasn't got fleas.