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Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Postby Blade » 15 Jun 2018, 09:00

Its not the oil price that hurts my wallet it's the un economical car, but I went into it with my eyes open so can't complain and your right the fun enjoyed creating the fuel bill is very much worth it (lol)

As I get old I realise life is too short to worry about the detail you need to worry about smiling as much as you can (lol)
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Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Postby Kwacky » 15 Jun 2018, 09:23

Blade wrote:As I get old I realise life is too short to worry about the detail you need to worry about smiling as much as you can (lol)


I'm going to have to reset Blade's account. It looks like someone has hacked into it and is posting as him (giggle)
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Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Postby Monty » 15 Jun 2018, 09:45

Don't worry Kwacky normal service will resume shortly. That bloke I pay to sneak into his house rearrange his scatter cushions and drop his parcels is on holiday at the moment.
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Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Postby C00kiemonster » 15 Jun 2018, 09:57

Monty wrote:Don't worry Kwacky normal service will resume shortly. That bloke I pay to sneak into his house rearrange his scatter cushions and drop his parcels is on holiday at the moment.



:D :D :D
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Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Postby Blade » 15 Jun 2018, 10:06

I ve got a hangover, not sure what I was thinking when I wrote that dribble (wasntme)
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Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Postby rocket » 15 Jun 2018, 13:41

Caravan's and scum that dont tell the truth .... So i have recently been trying to buy a caravan and its a lot harder than it sounds. seen one contact them yes its for sale can i see it yes. When not till such a day ok or this afternoon. Contact them is it still ok to come and look no its sold happend 3 times. Found one that sounded ok drove 2 hrs and saw it looked ok and went through and checked it out best i could asked the obvious questions including does it have damp problems no. Guy seemed genuine still checked the van out and seemed ok. Bought it got it home booked holiday then had a look deeper at it and went that looks odd. **** DAMP and loads of it really hidden in the van as its been covered up. its not the end of the world but i would never sell something and hide it if its got problems Man up and sell it like that or **** dont sell it its wrong and deceitful.
"80mph" sorry officer I possibly could not have done that I'm no Valentino Rossi.
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Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Postby Blade » 15 Jun 2018, 14:16

Never trust a Pikey (giggle)

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Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Postby Kwacky » 15 Jun 2018, 14:42

My rants to FC Moto paid off. 2 sets of knee sliders and a 10% discount.

I didn't have the heart to tell them one set lasts me a lifetime.
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Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Postby D41 » 15 Jun 2018, 14:56

Blade wrote:I ve got a hangover, not sure what I was thinking when I wrote that dribble (wasntme)


Nah...I quite liked it.
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Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Postby rocket » 15 Jun 2018, 16:49

Blade wrote:Never trust a Pikey (giggle)

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Shit he looked exactly like that ...
"80mph" sorry officer I possibly could not have done that I'm no Valentino Rossi.
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Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Postby Blade » 15 Jun 2018, 17:38

Da yah like dags
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Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Postby C00kiemonster » 15 Jun 2018, 20:12

Kwacky wrote:My rants to FC Moto paid off. 2 sets of knee sliders and a 10% discount.

I didn't have the heart to tell them one set lasts me a lifetime.


Did you tell them you needed a new pair of trousers anyway :D
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Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Postby Blade » 15 Jun 2018, 20:16

You should habe told them your sliders were missing trousers Kwacly (giggle)
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Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Postby DaytonAndy » 15 Jun 2018, 20:32

rocket wrote: .... So i have recently been trying to buy a caravan

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Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Postby duke63 » 17 Jun 2018, 11:35

Cyclists. Most of them seem to be overweight so is a trip down the cafe as far as most will venture?
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Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Postby Stonesie » 17 Jun 2018, 18:50

The 3 I was following for way longer than necessary were quite trim, all ladies in their late 20's, it was a nice view ;)

I was down in Derbyshire after meeting some friends at CMC Clay Cross for a burger and a browse, the new Tracer 900 GT looks good, but on the way back I was nominated to lead, F'd up and they buggered off. After a phone call I got to where they were, and they had already moved on so Fthat, sat satnav to winding roads and take me home.
Nearly got taken out by a do-gooder in sheffield who didn't see that bikes can use bus lanes there which are only monday-friday anyway "The info is all on the signs dumbarse, try reading them before you kill someone!"

I was in a bad mood after that, but out in the twistys a Tesla P80D decided to have some fun, for a big heavy barge they handle well and gave the big KTM a good run (y)
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Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Postby Blade » 22 Jun 2018, 18:34

Uber (gah)

What's the point of saying your 3 minutes away when we book it, if half an hour later your not here.

Me, wife and kids have been stood on the drive for 30minutes.

If we cancel we get charged apparently.

This fcuker is getting it if he shows up. Will be worth him being later for the bollocking he is going to get (devil)
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Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Postby StMarks » 22 Jun 2018, 19:11

Blade wrote:.....This fcuker is getting it if he shows up. Will be worth him being later for the bollocking he is going to get...

This will be the bloke who's just started as a cab driver, because he got fired from the post office for damaging too many parcels.??
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Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Postby duke63 » 22 Jun 2018, 19:59

Or the bus driver who got the sack for getting lost on his route. :D
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Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Postby Blade » 22 Jun 2018, 20:03

Tw@t bottled it and didn't show.

An hour wasted.

Only regret is I didn't get in my car go the 1 mile down the road where the app claimed he was and fill the c@nt in (gah)

I could have walked where I needed to go 3 times in an hour (blush)
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