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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Stonesie » 12 Feb 2019, 19:04

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Kwacky » 14 Feb 2019, 21:41

what's the difference between pink and purple?









The grip.
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 14 Feb 2019, 22:50

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Stonesie » 14 Feb 2019, 23:12

Meanwhile, in Barnsley....


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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 15 Feb 2019, 20:18

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D6Nutz » 19 Feb 2019, 19:40

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 21 Feb 2019, 19:55

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 26 Feb 2019, 21:11

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Stonesie » 26 Feb 2019, 22:24

I bought a racehorse today and called him "My Face"
Not sure if he will win anything but I want to here a load of 10 bob millionaires shouting "Come on My Face"











https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... illionaire
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Monty » 01 Mar 2019, 13:26

(lol) (lol) (lol) (lol)

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Deegee » 02 Mar 2019, 21:52

What do you call a snake that’s 3.142 metres long?

A Pi-thon.
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Kwacky » 05 Mar 2019, 22:53

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 13 Mar 2019, 09:46

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 22 Mar 2019, 09:18

Cheeky monkey. (lol)

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Kwacky » 22 Mar 2019, 09:40

What do Las Vegas and Wolverhampton have in common?



They’re the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby kiwikrasher » 22 Mar 2019, 10:20

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 23 Mar 2019, 15:51

(lol) (lol)

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D6Nutz » 23 Mar 2019, 19:32

duke63 wrote:(lol) (lol)

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Stonesie » 26 Mar 2019, 20:28

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 02 Apr 2019, 19:02

Bloody GSXR owners.
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