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The French have the last laugh

. That took a moment.

On the back the small print says "I break wind in your general direction, you English bed wetting types"

That's Ok....the French wet the bed, they call it "bathing", the filthy buggers..

For those who remember the first bike video games.

I ran in front of a car today and got tired.

Then I ran behind one and got exhausted...

Did you know that pigeons die when they have sex??

At least, the one I fcuked did....

Bloody yanks, always have to go one bit further than everyone else.

Just seen that Wayne Rooney has been to visit Sir Alex Ferguson.

'His speech is improving and he can now string a sentence together,'

said Fergie...

Mara Salvatrucha???

kiwikrasher wrote:

Saw this and immediately thought of D6!

Only just saw this. Looks way to clean. But the sprocket wear is about right.

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Kwacky wrote:If you've got 5 minutes read this thread on Twitter

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I can relate to that quite well... I always said one of the advantages of my work roster is I get to be a parent helper at the school and on excursions.. till I actually did one apparently it’s frowned upon to swear at kids that aren’t yours

You swore at someone else's kids??
You're my hero!!

Mrs Gee works with kids in a school, she’s been howling with laughter reading this, too true.

Stolen and sent for Staffroom light relief tomorrow.

D41 wrote:You swore at someone else's kids??
You're my hero!!

I work offshore, I have to consciously think about not swearing when I’m back in civi life. When stress hits it’s hard not to slip into instinctive habits. Good news was it was effective!