Joke of the day

[Monty]

The French have the last laugh

[D41]

. That took a moment.

[Monty]

On the back the small print says "I break wind in your general direction, you English bed wetting types"

[D41]

That's Ok....the French wet the bed, they call it "bathing", the filthy buggers..

[duke63]

For those who remember the first bike video games.

[D41]

I ran in front of a car today and got tired.

Then I ran behind one and got exhausted...

[Monty]

[duke63]

[duke63]

[D41]

Did you know that pigeons die when they have sex??

At least, the one I fcuked did....

[duke63]

Bloody yanks, always have to go one bit further than everyone else.

[Jack]

Just seen that Wayne Rooney has been to visit Sir Alex Ferguson.

'His speech is improving and he can now string a sentence together,'

said Fergie...

[Monty]

[D41]

Mara Salvatrucha???

[D6]

Saw this and immediately thought of D6!

Only just saw this. Looks way to clean. But the sprocket wear is about right.

[Kwacky]

If you've got 5 minutes read this thread on Twitter

https://twitter.com/simonfromharlow/sta ... 2176123904

[kiwikrasher]

If you've got 5 minutes read this thread on Twitter

https://twitter.com/simonfromharlow/sta ... 2176123904

I can relate to that quite well... I always said one of the advantages of my work roster is I get to be a parent helper at the school and on excursions.. till I actually did one apparently it’s frowned upon to swear at kids that aren’t yours

[D41]

You swore at someone else's kids??
You're my hero!!

[Deegee]

Mrs Gee works with kids in a school, she’s been howling with laughter reading this, too true.

Stolen and sent for Staffroom light relief tomorrow.

[kiwikrasher]

You swore at someone else's kids??
You're my hero!!

I work offshore, I have to consciously think about not swearing when I’m back in civi life. When stress hits it’s hard not to slip into instinctive habits. Good news was it was effective!