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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Monty » 26 Mar 2018, 17:09

The French have the last laugh (lol) (lol) (lol)

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D41 » 26 Mar 2018, 17:24

:D. That took a moment.
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Monty » 26 Mar 2018, 17:50

On the back the small print says "I break wind in your general direction, you English bed wetting types"
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D41 » 26 Mar 2018, 18:18

That's Ok....the French wet the bed, they call it "bathing", the filthy buggers..
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 31 Mar 2018, 14:05

For those who remember the first bike video games. :D :D :D :D

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D41 » 06 Apr 2018, 06:26

I ran in front of a car today and got tired.

Then I ran behind one and got exhausted...
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Monty » 17 Apr 2018, 15:43

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 18 Apr 2018, 10:23

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 19 Apr 2018, 22:30

(gah)
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D41 » 20 Apr 2018, 05:04

Did you know that pigeons die when they have sex??

At least, the one I fcuked did....
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 10 May 2018, 20:00

Bloody yanks, always have to go one bit further than everyone else. :D

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Jack » 10 May 2018, 22:21

Just seen that Wayne Rooney has been to visit Sir Alex Ferguson.

'His speech is improving and he can now string a sentence together,'

said Fergie...
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Monty » 14 May 2018, 11:39

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D41 » 14 May 2018, 11:50

Mara Salvatrucha???
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D6 » 14 May 2018, 13:14

kiwikrasher wrote:Image

Saw this and immediately thought of D6! :D :D


Only just saw this. Looks way to clean. But the sprocket wear is about right. (lol)
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Kwacky » 21 May 2018, 20:48

If you've got 5 minutes read this thread on Twitter

https://twitter.com/simonfromharlow/sta ... 2176123904
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby kiwikrasher » 21 May 2018, 22:53

Kwacky wrote:If you've got 5 minutes read this thread on Twitter

https://twitter.com/simonfromharlow/sta ... 2176123904


I can relate to that quite well... I always said one of the advantages of my work roster is I get to be a parent helper at the school and on excursions.. till I actually did one (gah) apparently it’s frowned upon to swear at kids that aren’t yours
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D41 » 21 May 2018, 22:59

You swore at someone else's kids??
You're my hero!!
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Deegee » 21 May 2018, 23:02

Mrs Gee works with kids in a school, she’s been howling with laughter reading this, too true.

Stolen and sent for Staffroom light relief tomorrow. (giggle)
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby kiwikrasher » 22 May 2018, 00:15

D41 wrote:You swore at someone else's kids??
You're my hero!!


I work offshore, I have to consciously think about not swearing when I’m back in civi life. When stress hits it’s hard not to slip into instinctive habits. Good news was it was effective!
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