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Man tries to burn EU flag, but it won’t light because of EU regulations on flammable materials

[video]https://i.imgur.com/00xxUCF.mp4[/video]

He wears a mask for pity's sake.....like he's The Second Coming of Bin Laden or sommit.

Shuddup and go cash your Giro, loser.

an old one but i like it

I told the barmaid there's a car in the car park with its lights on. I wrote the details down for her to shout out in the pub. She had a few takers

McCauley Culkin having trouble getting work these days?

Taken from a sign in a NYC jewellery store...

"Deck the halls - not the next schmuck in line!"

Decided to go horse riding ...

Something I haven't done in many years

It turned out to be a big mistake got on the horse and started out slowly,

before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go.

I couldn't hang on and I fell off,

I caught my foot in the stirrup and the horse just wouldn't stop -

Thankfully the manager at the toy shop came out and unplugged the machine.

note: second image follows on from first - part of a story i illustrated for somebody else

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worth a read

“In our country it is a great honour to be shown, let alone come into contact with Patrick Vieira’s porridge chucker. Instead of painting my client as a tyrant Mr Anelka should be apologising for sullying my clients penis with his miserable, miserable face.”