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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Stonesie » 11 Feb 2021, 11:03

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D41 » 11 Feb 2021, 13:34

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Waaaaah!!!!
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Kwacky » 11 Feb 2021, 13:37

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Cav » 11 Feb 2021, 14:12

Fascinating that she puts the strap of her bag on the shoulder without an arm...
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Kwacky » 11 Feb 2021, 15:18

that's what you got from the photo?
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 11 Feb 2021, 15:20

Your over thinking it, Cav :D
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Cav » 11 Feb 2021, 15:29

To be honest, I can't get over the fact she smiles like a hamster.
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby kiwikrasher » 11 Feb 2021, 16:52

Cav wrote:To be honest, I can't get over the fact she smiles like a hamster.


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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Monty » 11 Feb 2021, 16:56

I had to go back and see if she was smiling! I'd smash that like the side of a tree on the forest moon of Endor!
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby C00kiemonster » 11 Feb 2021, 17:00

Monty wrote:I had to go back and see if she was smiling! I'd smash that like the side of a tree on the forest moon of Endor!


Oy! There's already a queue :D
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Frankie » 11 Feb 2021, 17:41

Ha ha i cant get over the observations........
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D41 » 11 Feb 2021, 18:05

Monty wrote: I'd smash that like the side of a tree on the forest moon of Endor!



That's funny as fcuk. Respect.
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Monty » 11 Feb 2021, 18:26

Not my words, I got it of someones t-shirt (lol)
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Kwacky » 12 Feb 2021, 11:09

Cav will be pleased to learn that the lady in question has two arms
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Cav » 12 Feb 2021, 11:22

Oh thank god ! What a relief.
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Stonesie » 13 Feb 2021, 15:55

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby kiwikrasher » 13 Feb 2021, 20:03

Kwacky wrote:Cav will be pleased to learn that the lady in question has two arms


I was about to ask for more information.. but after staring longingly my old man eyes noticed the username and with a bit of zoom I had all the information a middle aged stalker needed (lol)
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D6Nutz » 14 Feb 2021, 13:31

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Re: Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day

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