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Burned before him, burned after him....doesn't really matter at that point.....
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D41 wrote:Burned before him, burned after him....doesn't really matter at that point.....
Fwiw I suspect that if you had ever been subjected to torture, your opinion may be somewhat different.
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(rolf) I have been. It's not.
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I never knew that the call ins on Frasier were done by well known actors

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyFspEUa7c8[/video]
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When the reason you want to fly a multi million dollar killing machine is because you're still a boy who never wants to grow up

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Ouch!
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Stolen from twitter:

In all fairness Brits probably don't do Thanksgiving because if we had to take a day off for the anniversary of us **** over a native people and ruining their country we'd never have to go to work.
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(rolf) (rolf) (rolf) (rolf) (allhail)
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Not funny though is it really, ****!
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C**tagists!
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Monty wrote:Not funny though is it really, ****!
(gah) Oh for crying out loud!
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Hilarious, but now you’ve ruined one of my favourite all time songs (lol)
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Quick....Google "porch pirate, WA".

The couple that steals together, doesn't necessarily stay together, I guess....

What a douche....she throws the loot in the car and he just bails out of there fast-as-fcuk. Hilarious!!
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D41 wrote:
Monty wrote:Not funny though is it really, ****!
(gah) Oh for crying out loud!
I mean whole Trump thing is not funny, the video is hilarious.
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Yeah....let's break it down & analyze it, shall we, comrade?

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:) brilliant trunp video :)
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that's how I feel when I've been riding in the cold
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