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Hen claims she was groped by massive cock

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A sexual assault helpline has informed Harvey Weinstein that its purpose is to help victims, not offer tips to sleazy scumbags.

The helpline warned Weinstein not to call again after it received several calls from the disgraced Hollywood executive asking for advice on how to sexually assault women and get away with it.

Weinstein has now become the first person to have his number blocked by the charity.

‘It’s not something that we ever want to do but Mr Weinstein clearly misunderstood the purpose of our helpline. We want to help the victims, not the assailants,’ said one helpline worker.

Harvey Weinstein has denied the allegations made by the helpline, as well as the allegations of sexual assault made by over 70 women.

He could face life in prison if found guilty of the charges where it’s expected that Weinstein could be greeted by a rope and two sleepy guards.


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There's some funny stuff on that link.

"Boris Johnson's dog has escaped and run back to the animal shelter" etc.
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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is Scotsmen who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Irish

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”

“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto McTavish but my friends call me Paddy".
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That's not just a joke, they really did sell those, which is frickin' hilarious!!

Coming soon....."Dead Ewok"!!!! (bear)
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I would say that :D
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