Joke of the day
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. The last one is the best. 
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Re: Joke of the day
To lighten the mood....
There is a plane carrying 5 passengers:
Nicola Sturgeon, Boris Johnson, Donald Trump, The Pope and a 10 year old school boy.
The plane begins to go down and is about to crash. There is only 4 parachutes on board.
Nicola Sturgeon says "I have to live, I have the Scottish independence to sort out." and takes a parachute and jumps.
The Pope says "I have to live, I have sort out the Catholic Church." and takes a parachute and jumps.
Donald Trump says "I have to live, I'm the smartest man in America." and takes a parachute and jumps.
Boris Johnson looks at the 10 year old school boy and says "You can have the last parachute. I'm alot older than you and I've lived my life, yours has yet to begin."
The 10 year old school boy says "Don't worry Mr Johnson. There's 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in America just took my school bag."
There is a plane carrying 5 passengers:
Nicola Sturgeon, Boris Johnson, Donald Trump, The Pope and a 10 year old school boy.
The plane begins to go down and is about to crash. There is only 4 parachutes on board.
Nicola Sturgeon says "I have to live, I have the Scottish independence to sort out." and takes a parachute and jumps.
The Pope says "I have to live, I have sort out the Catholic Church." and takes a parachute and jumps.
Donald Trump says "I have to live, I'm the smartest man in America." and takes a parachute and jumps.
Boris Johnson looks at the 10 year old school boy and says "You can have the last parachute. I'm alot older than you and I've lived my life, yours has yet to begin."
The 10 year old school boy says "Don't worry Mr Johnson. There's 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in America just took my school bag."
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Re: Joke of the day
It must be really hard, going through life with less intelligence than a Pigeon...
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