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Coldplay played a concert in China once.

And it was all yellow.
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I liked the first album, there I've said it!
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No-one seems to have seen North Korea's leader for a while now.
Is Kim Jong ill??
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My new coronavirus mask is great. It puts a smile on everybody's face.

And who knew there were so many Zorro fans out there??
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Borrowed from Facebook :D
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I asked my North Korean friend...."What's it like to live in North Korea??"

He said "I can't complain."
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Why is it that every time Kim Jong promises to "hold an 'election'" people start laughing??
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HAHA took me a minute! In Thailand, everyone called me Lobert
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Radio 2 pulled that tweet because of the hundreds of "HMRC" tweets in reply
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It wasnt just Barlow, there were lots of celebrities in that tax avoidance scheme.

Sickens me these high rollers and big corporation's like Amazon don't pay their full UK tax. Who will make up the short fall to support people and rebuild the economy. Hard working people or the mega rich? Yep you guessed it, hard working families who are easy pickings to target and exploit.
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But companies like amazon and Boots will continue to get away with it while they're still popular.

I've started looking for stuff on amazon then buying directly from the seller. The seller makes more money, it keeps them in business and amazon gets nothing from me or the seller.
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Great tip Kwacky (y)

Problem is Amazon should be forced to do the right thing, not have individuals like yourself trying to compensate for their short comings. And never more so than now, when public money is needed more than ever to keep people in their homes and jobs.
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When our parents and grandparents were called to war, they didn't complain, they went.

We're being asked to stay at home and watch Netflix, and people are still complaining.

Come on, people....We can do this!!!
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Who is complaining?
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