Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
The one that always grinds on me is "And after that......"
- JUST TELL ME THE FCUKING STORY! I don't care where it takes us, I'll listen with an open mind...just stop prefacing every utterance with "And after that..." Every. Single. Time you draw a fcuking breath.
It's a story, an anecdote....it doesn't have to be the world's longest fcuking sentence on record. And the only way on Earth it could get any more boring is if either Morrissey or Oasis make a guest appearance in it at some inane point.
- JUST TELL ME THE FCUKING STORY! I don't care where it takes us, I'll listen with an open mind...just stop prefacing every utterance with "And after that..." Every. Single. Time you draw a fcuking breath.
It's a story, an anecdote....it doesn't have to be the world's longest fcuking sentence on record. And the only way on Earth it could get any more boring is if either Morrissey or Oasis make a guest appearance in it at some inane point.
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Re: Joke of the day
Ha ha, the joke is on you!!! He's a toss potMonty wrote:
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Re: Joke of the day
Yes we know, thanks!kiwikrasher wrote:Ha ha, the joke is on you!!! He's a toss potMonty wrote:
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Re: Joke of the day
....... although to be fair to him, he's a pretty good fit in the current UK political climate.
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Re: Joke of the day
How can there be self-help groups?
Anyone else find it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"...??
Is there another word for synonym..??
Anyone else find it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"...??
Is there another word for synonym..??
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Re: Joke of the day
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