Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before,
But who were both married to other people,
Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,........... 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!.................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. ..............'Get your own **** blanket.'
After a moment of silence, ..he farted.
The End
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A man and a woman who had never met before,
But who were both married to other people,
Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,........... 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!.................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. ..............'Get your own **** blanket.'
After a moment of silence, ..he farted.
The End
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Re: Joke of the day
Fwiw I'm not convinced you're going to find any of those ^ remedies are actually particularly effective.?
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Re: Joke of the day
General Custer...."Do you hear that? They're playing war drums!!"
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