Joke of the day

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Hmmm....she got joo-joo eyeballs??
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Happiness is not a destination. It is a way of life.
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:? The gay one has a wider leg span .?
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StMarks wrote::? The gay one has a wider leg span .?
Yep, and he's looking at you x
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LOL.
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Monty wrote:
StMarks wrote::? The gay one has a wider leg span .?
Yep, and he's looking at you x
Splay that again??
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Look again numb nuts
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(facepalm) (facepalm)
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I notice the fat one didnt fit in the photo
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The leave and remain ones are round the corner scrapping (wasntme)
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It's a 5 minute walk to the pub from my house.
It's a 35 minute walk home again.

The difference is staggering!
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Okay one more faceache find.....







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Stonesie wrote:Okay one more faceache find.....







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