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ME: *Types Password*
INTERNET: [Incorrect Password]

ME: *Retypes Password*
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ME: *Resets Password*
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ME: *Screams*
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???????

Goes from what looks like a solar eclipse to Lemmy (who was normally "eclipsed" in a different way)????
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Thank you for that Monty, that now brings it into context. :)
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I still don't know what the connection to Lemmy is????
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D41 wrote:I still don't know what the connection to Lemmy is????
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Helpful.
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D41 wrote:Helpful.
It doesn’t matter who is in the picture, it could be Kermit the frog and the joke still stands.

Researchers recently photographed a black hole. The photo looks like a close up of the end of a cigarette.

As a budding comedian you must know having to explain a joke kinda kills it.
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"Budding comedian...BUDDING COMEDIAN "????
The very nerve of some people.

TBH.....I went off on a tangent with Black hole - Masters Of The Universe (song) - Hawkwind - Lemmy (played bass with Hawkwind for a while, I think).
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D41 wrote:"Budding comedian...BUDDING COMEDIAN "????
The very nerve of some people.

TBH.....I went off on a tangent with Black hole - Masters Of The Universe (song) - Hawkwind - Lemmy (played bass with Hawkwind for a while, I think).
Stuff like that.
Well I know you’ve done some stand up and your jokes on here? .... I’ll just be polite. So unless you’ve recently gone on tour....I’ll stick to “budding” (giggle)
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I would sit and enjoy the show :D
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The query:

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

The response (that came weeks later out of the blue):

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta version. Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.

In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0.

Good Luck
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