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what's the difference between pink and purple?









The grip.
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Meanwhile, in Barnsley....


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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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I bought a racehorse today and called him "My Face"
Not sure if he will win anything but I want to here a load of 10 bob millionaires shouting "Come on My Face"











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What do you call a snake that’s 3.142 metres long?

A Pi-thon.
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What do Las Vegas and Wolverhampton have in common?



They’re the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips
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Lol.....
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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Bloody GSXR owners.
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