Joke of the day

[D6Nutz]

Bloke shopping in 2021

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[Kwacky]

I've been tested positive for Covid. I've not been out. The doctor reckons I've caught it off the cat. Don't ask meow.

[kiwikrasher]

[Kwacky]

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[Stonesie]

[Kwacky]

[kiwikrasher]

What’s a bag of crisps and a gun got in common?




Everyone’s nice to you if you bring them to school

[Monty]

[Stonesie]

[duke63]

[Kwacky]

I've not seen this meme for years

[Stonesie]

[Kwacky]

We are so lucky to still have jobs currently. I had a bloke decorating my house for the last three days. I got chatting to him and he is a Ryanair pilot on Furlough. He is decorating now to try and pay his mortgage, sad times but in fairness he did a great job on the landing.

[Stonesie]

[Stonesie]

[Monty]

OOF!

[D6Nutz]

As you may have heard there's been some scumbag going round our way breaking in to people's houses for months, but the police couldn't catch him, despite knowing his name - Callum.
His general MO was breaking into people's houses through a utility room window (often left open) specifically to destroy their washing machines by putting bricks into them & turning them on, whilst helping himself to whatever he wanted from the rest of the house.
Vindictive and odd, but effective for quite a while.
Anyway, just read elsewhere that he was found dead in an alley from a drug overdose. It's never nice hearing of someone's death, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.
But on the bright side, washing machines live longer with Cal gone...

Sorry

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[duke63]

Seen somewhere in Scotland last week.

[Stonesie]

Scientists in the 90's
We have successfully cloned a Sheep, she's called Dolly and is 100% healthy. Our American friends have landed a rover on Mars which landed safely and is sending back amazing data!

Scientists in the 2020's
For the millionth time! THE EARTH IS ROUND!!!

[kiwikrasher]