Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
Not sure this really a joke as such, but it made me laugh, Smirnoff’s new ad campaign.....
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Re: Joke of the day
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
You can’t marmalade your c*ck in your girlfriends butt
You can’t marmalade your c*ck in your girlfriends butt
Happiness is not a destination. It is a way of life.
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Re: Joke of the day
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough - Mario Andretti
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough - Mario Andretti
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Re: Joke of the day
Funniest thing I've seen all day. Last line "We're not racist mate". "We all are!"
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Re: Joke of the day
My actual Christmas cracker joke
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