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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D6Nutz » 24 Mar 2020, 18:47

With this Covid19 going around, I think I might sell the XR and buy a Harley, cos you can't catch anything on a Harley...!!


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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Stonesie » 25 Mar 2020, 21:25

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 26 Mar 2020, 10:08

This bloke told me once he went out with this bird and he knew she either had the clap or dementia, he couldn't work out which.

Anyway, he went to his GP to ask advice. The doc said "Take her for a long drive and drop her off in the middle of nowhere. If she finds her way home don't **** her.
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 01 Apr 2020, 08:08

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Monty » 01 Apr 2020, 09:44

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D41 » 01 Apr 2020, 09:47

(rolf) (rolf) (rolf)

That's priceless!
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 01 Apr 2020, 10:36

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Monty » 01 Apr 2020, 13:30

Harmonica Challenge - don't let the harmonica make a sound (lol) (lol) (lol)

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D41 » 01 Apr 2020, 14:24

He can carry a tune!!
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Stonesie » 02 Apr 2020, 17:41

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby StMarks » 02 Apr 2020, 19:18

:?
Does the PAC in PAC Man stand for Paranoid About Coronavirus.?
If so, perhaps it was ahead of it's time after all.
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D41 » 02 Apr 2020, 20:40

No, it was originally either Puck-Man or Puc-Man....the former, IIRC.
The name was changed because the early arcade consoles were being defaced to read something a bit less inviting.
Or more inviting, when you think about it.
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby kiwikrasher » 05 Apr 2020, 00:27

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Re: Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Stonesie » 06 Apr 2020, 17:29

How fast was the kid going???


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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 08 Apr 2020, 08:16

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Re: Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby kiwikrasher » 11 Apr 2020, 18:35

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Monty » 12 Apr 2020, 12:08

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Stonesie » 13 Apr 2020, 11:36

When the Dog gets fed up of your "Isolation Party"

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