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Lolz!! Genius.
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Bar sign:
Burgers $5
Hot dogs $4
Handjobs $10

Man to sexy Bartender: Are you the one that gives handjobs?

Bartender: yes

Man: Great! Please wash your hands, I’d like a burger.
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What is 12 inches long, stiff, and will make a woman scream first thing in the morning??







Crib death.
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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 12 dead hookers??



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