Joke of the day

For all the none biking stuff. Say hello, chew the fat or flame the forum.

Re: Joke of the day

Postby kiwikrasher » 06 Oct 2018, 06:21

A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. "John what did you do over the weekend?"
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
"No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words," she said. She then asked little Alex what he had done.
"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alex thought very hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the SHIT."
Happiness is not a destination. It is a way of life.
User avatar
kiwikrasher
 
Posts: 5337
Joined: 17 Mar 2014, 04:32
Location: Kurrajong Heights, NSW, Australia
Has thanked: 1980 times
Been thanked: 1863 times
Your Bike: '10 Multistrada 1200 S ‘87 Honda GB400TT

Re: Joke of the day

Postby Stonesie » 12 Oct 2018, 20:48

Image

What book? :D
User avatar
Stonesie
 
Posts: 544
Joined: 11 Jun 2014, 21:43
Has thanked: 238 times
Been thanked: 142 times
Your Bike: 2017 SuperDuke GT

Re: Joke of the day

Postby Stonesie » 13 Oct 2018, 13:07

Image
User avatar
Stonesie
 
Posts: 544
Joined: 11 Jun 2014, 21:43
Has thanked: 238 times
Been thanked: 142 times
Your Bike: 2017 SuperDuke GT

Re: Joke of the day

Postby Monty » 13 Oct 2018, 21:28

phpBB [video]
Monty™© MCMLXXII
User avatar
Monty
 
Posts: 4787
Joined: 12 Mar 2014, 07:59
Location: Buxton
Has thanked: 1236 times
Been thanked: 1280 times
Your Bike: 2010 ZX6R

Re: Joke of the day

Postby D41 » 13 Oct 2018, 22:14

:D

"What's the minimum crew?"

"Oh...one, I suppose". (lol)
User avatar
D41
 
Posts: 6740
Joined: 22 Sep 2014, 11:36
Has thanked: 2114 times
Been thanked: 581 times
Your Bike: Triumph Daytona 650.

Re: Joke of the day

Postby Stonesie » 18 Oct 2018, 22:06

Image
User avatar
Stonesie
 
Posts: 544
Joined: 11 Jun 2014, 21:43
Has thanked: 238 times
Been thanked: 142 times
Your Bike: 2017 SuperDuke GT

Re: Joke of the day

Postby Stonesie » 19 Oct 2018, 11:59

For the witch in a hurry...
Attachments
FB_IMG_1539945755236.jpg
User avatar
Stonesie
 
Posts: 544
Joined: 11 Jun 2014, 21:43
Has thanked: 238 times
Been thanked: 142 times
Your Bike: 2017 SuperDuke GT

Previous

Return to Slapper Chat

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests