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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Monty » 03 Dec 2017, 11:13

Man tries to burn EU flag, but it won’t light because of EU regulations on flammable materials

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D41 » 03 Dec 2017, 12:20

He wears a mask for pity's sake.....like he's The Second Coming of Bin Laden or sommit.

Shuddup and go cash your Giro, loser.
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby sir thomas blanchard » 03 Dec 2017, 17:26

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Monty » 04 Dec 2017, 10:02

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby sir thomas blanchard » 04 Dec 2017, 11:41

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an old one but i like it :)
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Kwacky » 06 Dec 2017, 21:56

I told the barmaid there's a car in the car park with its lights on. I wrote the details down for her to shout out in the pub. She had a few takers

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Re: Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 10 Dec 2017, 12:17

:D

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Re: Joke of the day

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:D :D :D

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Re: Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 12 Dec 2017, 20:55

McCauley Culkin having trouble getting work these days? :D

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D41 » 14 Dec 2017, 16:51

Taken from a sign in a NYC jewellery store...

"Deck the halls - not the next schmuck in line!"
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Re: Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby sir thomas blanchard » 25 Dec 2017, 17:19

Decided to go horse riding ...

Something I haven't done in many years

It turned out to be a big mistake got on the horse and started out slowly,

before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go.

I couldn't hang on and I fell off,

I caught my foot in the stirrup and the horse just wouldn't stop -

Thankfully the manager at the toy shop came out and unplugged the machine.
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby sir thomas blanchard » 26 Dec 2017, 21:27

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note: second image follows on from first - part of a story i illustrated for somebody else

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Re: Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Kwacky » 09 Jan 2018, 14:52

https://crabfootball.wordpress.com/2009 ... ary-world/

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“In our country it is a great honour to be shown, let alone come into contact with Patrick Vieira’s porridge chucker. Instead of painting my client as a tyrant Mr Anelka should be apologising for sullying my clients penis with his miserable, miserable face.”
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