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Post by duke63 »

:shock:

That taught him not to dip it somewhere he shouldn't.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... sault.html
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and bizarre story of the day goes to ....
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:D
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:? Note to self don't chat up gypsy girls.
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Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

I'd love to know how that happened. :)
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Useless medical quote FTW
'He will be left with a deficit of some sort.'
He certainly will if they don't find it :roll:
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So now we know why the chicken crossed the A66........
To get to the cock on the other side.
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Yes missing one 6"penis return it immediately !
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dan uk wrote:Yes missing one 6"penis return it immediately !
Lol


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dan uk wrote:Yes missing one 6"penis return it immediately !
So it was you then, Dan?
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Or how abut this bloke that had to get his unstuck lol:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fi ... er-2346520" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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duke63 wrote:
dan uk wrote:Yes missing one 6"penis return it immediately !
So it was you then, Dan?

Nope not me... I'm proud to say I've never dipped it in anything other than the mrs :) The traveller communities from here to Nottingham all rely on me for their plumbing anyway so would be silly to chop my dick off (shake)
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We'll on the plus side when they can't find his penis and he needs a new one he could say he was a 9 inch python and he wants a operation to get his manhood back to being the same again...maybe it's a con he wants a penis engagement at NHS expense!?

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