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Re: What are you doing today ??

Posted: 01 Jun 2018, 21:26
by Rossgo
Think i need to chsnge doctor
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Re: What are you doing today ??

Posted: 01 Jun 2018, 23:32
by duke63
Prostate exam next I reckon.

Re: What are you doing today ??

Posted: 01 Jun 2018, 23:35
by D41
Doctor (standing behind Duke)...

"Can you feel that??"
"Ugh...yes!!"
"Look....no hands!!!"

Re: What are you doing today ??

Posted: 02 Jun 2018, 21:19
by Kwacky
Feeding the spiders

Re: What are you doing today ??

Posted: 02 Jun 2018, 21:30
by D41
Look at how well that thing is camouflaged...!

Re: What are you doing today ??

Posted: 03 Jun 2018, 14:18
by D41
Going to a Native American/hippy-fest.....it'll be a total fcuking nightmare.

The good news is that the weather is forecast to be about 245F in the shade, so with a bit of luck I'll collapse from heatstroke long before they start playing those Godawful drums.

Re: What are you doing today ??

Posted: 03 Jun 2018, 14:47
by Kwacky
Photos of native American babes would be appreciated, but we all know you can't use a camera.

Re: What are you doing today ??

Posted: 03 Jun 2018, 16:59
by kingfixer
Since I can’t ride I have resorted to copious amounts of G&T instead

Re: What are you doing today ??

Posted: 03 Jun 2018, 18:14
by Kwacky
At my mum's for her 70th

Re: What are you doing today ??

Posted: 03 Jun 2018, 18:31
by Deegee
Playing host to my Sibs, we enjoyed a drink or two in the sunshine and had an excellent meal, currently relaxing on our own.

Re: What are you doing today ??

Posted: 04 Jun 2018, 01:28
by D41
Kwacky wrote:Photos of native American babes would be appreciated,
The "babes" are very few & far between.....for the most part think 'Tonto-in-a-skirt' & you will not be far off.

Re: What are you doing today ??

Posted: 04 Jun 2018, 08:42
by Kwacky
My boss is out so today I will mostly be doing what I want

Re: What are you doing today ??

Posted: 04 Jun 2018, 09:59
by Cavetroll87
Kwacky wrote:My boss is out so today I will mostly be doing what I want
my boss is back in after 2 days off last week so I will be actually working today to cover up how little I did when they wernt here. :D

Re: What are you doing today ??

Posted: 05 Jun 2018, 13:41
by Kwacky
My boss is on holiday for 2 weeks from Monday, so she's in full panic mode. As I'm going away she's not given me any work this week, so I've got feck all to do.

So today I will mostly be watching the clock.

Re: What are you doing today ??

Posted: 05 Jun 2018, 16:35
by Frankie
Trying to get all my worked sorted!!!!! running out of time....

Re: What are you doing today ??

Posted: 06 Jun 2018, 13:04
by Rossgo
Last night my misses found out one of our neighbours is a porn star. Shes dirty as it comes and loves anything and everything, quite quiet, keeps herself to herself really and does a lot of gardening. Wont give her details as its too close to home (literally) but my partner, myself and a another neighbour were talking and its quite true, we dont know what happens behind closed doors

Just a shame shes married, her hubby is also a porn star and they are both in their 60s

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Re: What are you doing today ??

Posted: 06 Jun 2018, 13:15
by D41
That was a great story, right up until the very last word, which sort of killed it dead.

Re: What are you doing today ??

Posted: 06 Jun 2018, 15:16
by Rossgo
D41 wrote:That was a great story, right up until the very last word, which sort of killed it dead.
I wish it wasnt true. We looked up her site last night and she is a real dirty girl, i just wish she was 20, dont even care that she would be married just 20...30 would do...even 40 to be honest Image

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Re: What are you doing today ??

Posted: 06 Jun 2018, 15:42
by Monty
Come on Ross, spill the beans :D

Re: What are you doing today ??

Posted: 06 Jun 2018, 16:01
by D41
I know what Ross is saying....I've seen women who still look stunning at 60...check out Brenda Venus' website..
.that lady is 70 & absolutely stunning (and $3000 a night for anyone who's interested).

And then again I've seen loads of lasses who look totally torn up at 25, if that.