What are you doing today ??

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Re: What are you doing today ??

Postby C00kiemonster » 01 Jun 2018, 20:56

D6Nutz wrote:
Kwacky wrote:I've been to see the doctor.

I might have to book another appointment


Worried about testicular cancer and need to be checked ??


Cough :P
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Re: What are you doing today ??

Postby Rossgo » 01 Jun 2018, 21:26

Think i need to chsnge doctor
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Re: What are you doing today ??

Postby duke63 » 01 Jun 2018, 23:32

Prostate exam next I reckon.
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Re: What are you doing today ??

Postby D41 » 01 Jun 2018, 23:35

Doctor (standing behind Duke)...

"Can you feel that??"
"Ugh...yes!!"
"Look....no hands!!!"
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Re: What are you doing today ??

Postby Kwacky » 02 Jun 2018, 21:19

Feeding the spiders
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Re: What are you doing today ??

Postby D41 » 02 Jun 2018, 21:30

Look at how well that thing is camouflaged...!
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Re: What are you doing today ??

Postby D41 » 03 Jun 2018, 14:18

Going to a Native American/hippy-fest.....it'll be a total fcuking nightmare.

The good news is that the weather is forecast to be about 245F in the shade, so with a bit of luck I'll collapse from heatstroke long before they start playing those Godawful drums.
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Re: What are you doing today ??

Postby Kwacky » 03 Jun 2018, 14:47

Photos of native American babes would be appreciated, but we all know you can't use a camera.
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Re: What are you doing today ??

Postby kingfixer » 03 Jun 2018, 16:59

Since I can’t ride I have resorted to copious amounts of G&T instead
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Re: What are you doing today ??

Postby Kwacky » 03 Jun 2018, 18:14

At my mum's for her 70th
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Re: What are you doing today ??

Postby Deegee » 03 Jun 2018, 18:31

Playing host to my Sibs, we enjoyed a drink or two in the sunshine and had an excellent meal, currently relaxing on our own.
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Re: What are you doing today ??

Postby D41 » 04 Jun 2018, 01:28

Kwacky wrote:Photos of native American babes would be appreciated,


The "babes" are very few & far between.....for the most part think 'Tonto-in-a-skirt' & you will not be far off.
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Re: What are you doing today ??

Postby Kwacky » 04 Jun 2018, 08:42

My boss is out so today I will mostly be doing what I want
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Re: What are you doing today ??

Postby Cavetroll87 » 04 Jun 2018, 09:59

Kwacky wrote:My boss is out so today I will mostly be doing what I want


my boss is back in after 2 days off last week so I will be actually working today to cover up how little I did when they wernt here. :D
Remember: If in Doubt use Full Throttle, It may not make the situation any better, But it will end the suspense...
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Re: What are you doing today ??

Postby Kwacky » 05 Jun 2018, 13:41

My boss is on holiday for 2 weeks from Monday, so she's in full panic mode. As I'm going away she's not given me any work this week, so I've got feck all to do.

So today I will mostly be watching the clock.
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Re: What are you doing today ??

Postby Frankie » 05 Jun 2018, 16:35

Trying to get all my worked sorted!!!!! running out of time....
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Re: What are you doing today ??

Postby Rossgo » 06 Jun 2018, 13:04

Last night my misses found out one of our neighbours is a porn star. Shes dirty as it comes and loves anything and everything, quite quiet, keeps herself to herself really and does a lot of gardening. Wont give her details as its too close to home (literally) but my partner, myself and a another neighbour were talking and its quite true, we dont know what happens behind closed doors

Just a shame shes married, her hubby is also a porn star and they are both in their 60s

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Re: What are you doing today ??

Postby D41 » 06 Jun 2018, 13:15

That was a great story, right up until the very last word, which sort of killed it dead.
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Re: What are you doing today ??

Postby Rossgo » 06 Jun 2018, 15:16

D41 wrote:That was a great story, right up until the very last word, which sort of killed it dead.
I wish it wasnt true. We looked up her site last night and she is a real dirty girl, i just wish she was 20, dont even care that she would be married just 20...30 would do...even 40 to be honest

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Re: What are you doing today ??

Postby Monty » 06 Jun 2018, 15:42

Come on Ross, spill the beans :D
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