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That's what you get when ya mess with your sister's cousins Aunty!
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D definitely live it to the full. However I'm too young to live it too much ...been with my girl for 6 years have had plenty of times where I could of popped the question in nice places where we have visited but it won't happen just yet!! Lol!! Your just crazy D!!
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D41 wrote:Hey, you know what mate....I never expected this, nor was I even remotely looking for it.....
:^ If something seems too good to be true, then it usually is.
D41 wrote:She does!! Her family is apparently some rich troupe from Mexico....I can't say anything more...she wants to buy my house or sommit.....
(wait) I was wandering what her angle was.....
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D41 wrote:When do you know to pop the question?? (inlove)
Depends on the question, if (A) it's do you fancy a beer and pizza there's no time like the present, if it's (B) you're asking if she'd like to have a dance with no pants, I'd wait until you know she isn't a Bunny Boiler, if it's (C) you're asking if she wants to shack up/get hitched I'd wait until you've completed A&B and seen her credit score and made sure you're not jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire.
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Err.....aren't those 'ladies' a little big??

They kinda break one of my #1 dating rules, which is to never date someone who is larger than yourself.
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Ian03 wrote:
Kwacky wrote:How about a nice gypsy lass?

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Gypsy grannies are so last year (rolf)

The one in the middle is a cheetah would not trust her
"80mph" sorry officer I possibly could not have done that I'm no Valentino Rossi.
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Sleeping bags and ratchet straps is what comes to mind looking at that.
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Do girls seriously go out dressed like that thinking how hot they must look? They must have bad eyesight or no mirrors at home.
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I think they rely more on cheap beer and desperation.
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Kwacky wrote:I think they rely more on cheap beer and desperation.
Would you like to go large on the desperation Sir?
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Kwacky wrote:I think they rely more on cheap beer and desperation.
(lol) (lol)

Wasn't it "VIZ" that had a strip called Fat Slags??
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That picture also reminds me of the comparing a Swedish nightclub pictures (h) with ones from a Newcastle night club pictures (puke) .

see here http://www.slideshare.net/www.naguissa. ... nightclubs
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We can see where the pig comes from in the Pig & Whistle....
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more like whistle for a pig !
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:( Yeah I'm not so keen to come to the UK anymore
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Ian03 wrote:That picture also reminds me of the comparing a Swedish nightclub pictures (h) with ones from a Newcastle night club pictures (puke) .

see here http://www.slideshare.net/www.naguissa. ... nightclubs
Yeah, the mind boggles at the very idea of that one!!

It's not their looks...everyone is not going to be stunningly attractive...I get that. It's dressing up like a frickin' circus clown and pretending you are...all the while dropping out endearing tidbits like "Sharon, let's go and get legless!!", or "Julie..I just barfed...what time is the last bus??"

KK....I think you would love the UK....it's full of some great people....you'd just want to avoid any city centre on a Saturday night.
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And while we're on.....am I old-fashioned?? Someone commented on this the other day, as whenever I'm introduced to someone, I always stand up (I'm talking a bar setting where someone comes to your table)....I've always done it??
I get comments about this stuff all the time.....I don't think it's weird that I enjoy cooking, or taking a plate to my gal....pulling out a chair for her, or nowt like that?? The new generation seem to have lost the old ways.
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Yes, you're old fashioned doing stuff like that, but then so am I, imho it's rude not to hold doors open, hold coats to put on etc etc, politeness costs nothing and wins friends and respect. One of my pet hates is blokes that don't remove hats indoors - baseball caps mainly these days, and I know that marks me as coming from another age.
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Aieee!!

I might be guilty of that....I often wear a baseball cap indoors. I don't suppose it hurts that we live less than a mile from the stadium??

Still...in many ways a cultural thing...although I do get it...I've just worn headgear all my life....but the small things....asking for your lass to get served before you....like you say, holding a coat for her... all that stuff seems to have fallen by the wayside.

Frankly I enjoy that stuff...I enjoy the values small acts like that represent....I'm not trying for a moment to harken back to "days of yore" or other crap like that.....I'm not frickin' Gandalf!!
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Haha! Yep, was always taught that men remove hats when entering a building, especially a house and the worst of all a church. Yet a woman was excused from all the hat etiquette for some reason, must have been a woman that came up with idea I think. Lol

Edit - men also remove hats when a funeral passes, but tbh I've never worn a hat other than a lid in all my adult life.
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Yep....US military, you will get bolloxed for wearing a hat indoors....the movies are pretty crap about that.

I don't wear one 'cos it hides a bald spot or nowt.....
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