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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -race.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


The young driver who drove his friends onto a race circuit in the middle of a high-speed race today said 'you only live once' when asked about his actions.

Jack Cottle, 22, drove his girlfriend's VW Polo onto the famous Brands Hatch track in Kent as racing cars sped past. The prank was filmed by his friend, who was passenger, and posted online.

Despite the stunt being slammed as 'reckless and stupid' by viewers of the video, Cottle defended his actions today, insisting he's proud to 'be different'.


How the chuff did he get it on to the track?
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Through the back of a pit garage and then onto pit lane.

Grade A twunt IMO.

Police should prosecute for something involving prison IMO.
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Post by Rob »

Direct link for video

What a Cnut!

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fTQVrHiOjk[/video]
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(lol) Terrible lines!
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what an arsehole, put peoples lives in danger
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He couldn't be any more of a cockwallet.
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Could have at least made a decent video.
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he deserves a slap for that
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Words cannot describe how that retard makes me feel. Everything from his plastic cockney utterances to his total disregard for his life, his girlfriends (also retarded I think) life and property and all the guys on track's lives, makes me incandescent with anger. This is how the rest of the country sees the South East of the UK and for that alone he deserves something extremely nasty happening to him.

Drop him in the sea a hundred miles from land, hopefully somewhere with very hungry sharks (preferably with fricking laser beams on their heads).
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The worst part is I can see this having a very detrimental effect on the openess of smaller events such as thundersport where part of the appeal is the open paddock. The guy deserves a good kicking, and then to read in the article that he is annoyed that people are insulting him over it, in his words, for being different, just makes me want to punch his stupid face in
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Post by Frankie »

What he said ^ The stupidity of even thinking about doing it!!!. Watch this space for some other arse to try it at a bike race.
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Cavetroll87 wrote:The worst part is I can see this having a very detrimental effect on the openess of smaller events such as thundersport where part of the appeal is the open paddock.
I really hope it doesn't, the atmosphere at events like thundersport is made special by the fact that people can get into the pits. Even if is just to support and offer "assistance" to some of the riders..
Cavetroll87 wrote:The guy deserves a good kicking, ... just makes me want to punch his stupid face in
Yes, and let me hold his head still for you..

He's very very lucky he didn't cause a serious accident...
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Post by rocket »

It's dickhead like this that spoil it for everyone else
"80mph" sorry officer I possibly could not have done that I'm no Valentino Rossi.
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Surely he has committed some criminal offence?
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The **** has now been arrested on a very dubious charge :D

http://news.sky.com/story/1283502/man-h ... atecrashed" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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They've got the evidence for that. The passengers wanted out. They'll build case and look at other charges as well. I think he's looking at a stretch inside.
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Post by Frankie »

During the vid all you can hear is her saying stop, let me out, it was her car by the sounds, I wonder if he is insured to drive her car?
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He won't be insured to be on the track.

I'm not sure what the law is about driving on private land without permission.
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I doubt too many companies will ever want to insure him now. :D
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Was talking to one of the guys in my band about this whos a massive car petrol head and he was saying talking to guys he know that work at Brands Hatch they are already looking at closing off all pitlane privilages at events....

Twunt!
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