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Re: Mr Postman

Postby Blade » 11 Jul 2018, 13:23

Mole traps
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Re: Mr Postman

Postby Stonesie » 11 Jul 2018, 13:30

A usb power socket for the bike, will be a direct replacement for the cigarette lighter style one.
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Re: Mr Postman

Postby Monty » 11 Jul 2018, 13:46

Is it just me, or does anyone else wince when they notice Bade has posted in the Mr Postman thread?
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Re: Mr Postman

Postby Kwacky » 11 Jul 2018, 14:15

Monty wrote:Is it just me, or does anyone else wince when they notice Bade has posted in the Mr Postman thread?


Not as much as the postman does when he sees he's got to take something to Blade's house.
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Re: Mr Postman

Postby StMarks » 11 Jul 2018, 16:34

Blade wrote:Mole traps

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Re: Mr Postman

Postby Blade » 11 Jul 2018, 17:52

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Re: Mr Postman

Postby Blade » 11 Jul 2018, 17:53

Monty wrote:Is it just me, or does anyone else wince when they notice Bade has posted in the Mr Postman thread?


I do too. Been waiting for my new sunglasses for 9 days
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Re: Mr Postman

Postby Kwacky » 11 Jul 2018, 18:15

Poor Mr Mole
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Re: Mr Postman

Postby Deegee » 11 Jul 2018, 18:33

Kwacky wrote:Poor Mr Mole


“The Mole had been working very hard all morning, spring-cleaning his little home.”

RIP Destroyer of Lawns. (devil)
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Re: Mr Postman

Postby Kwacky » 12 Jul 2018, 10:46

A rear shock
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Re: Mr Postman

Postby Blade » 12 Jul 2018, 11:05

Deegee wrote:
Kwacky wrote:Poor Mr Mole


“The Mole had been working very hard all morning, spring-cleaning his little home.”

RIP Destroyer of Lawns. (devil)


Don't worry Deegee, three of Mr Moles family have had the halfing treatment also and are now over the back fence recycled as fox food (rock)
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Re: Mr Postman

Postby Deegee » 12 Jul 2018, 21:38

I wasn’t worried Blade, they look cute but are absolute sh#ts if you want a decent lawn, plus they eat worms iirc which are essential for healthy ground. I live in a part of the country where we remember the majority of wildlife is either vermin or food. ;)
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Re: Mr Postman

Postby D41 » 12 Jul 2018, 23:31

Lolz @ "halfing treatment ".
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Re: Mr Postman

Postby Kwacky » 14 Jul 2018, 11:25

IAM Certificate and new membership card
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Re: Mr Postman

Postby Blade » 14 Jul 2018, 17:53

Some Oakley sunnys 8)
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Re: Mr Postman

Postby duke63 » 14 Jul 2018, 19:38

T shirts for holidays.
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Re: Mr Postman

Postby Deegee » 14 Jul 2018, 22:05

Cheese, a big box of it. Mmm.
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Re: Mr Postman

Postby D6Nutz » 22 Jul 2018, 19:13

Didn't strictly come from the postman, but close enough.

A beer fridge for that caravan awning..
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Re: Mr Postman

Postby Kwacky » 26 Jul 2018, 10:18

250 roaches of various sizes and types.

My neighbour took the parcel. I don't think she was too happy :D
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Re: Mr Postman

Postby Cavetroll87 » 26 Jul 2018, 11:14

Kwacky wrote:250 roaches of various sizes and types.

My neighbour took the parcel. I don't think she was too happy :D



Our postie used to hate it when we used to order live food. We got Banana Roaches once, they were awesome, only small, but lime green, really nice looking roaches, our old Chameleon went mental for them.
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