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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Stonesie » 21 Nov 2020, 12:24

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D41 » 22 Nov 2020, 15:55

Two nuns are riding bicycles through Rome...
1st nun..."This is strange..... I've never come this way before."
2nd nun..."Me neither....I think it's the cobblestones."
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Kwacky » 22 Nov 2020, 16:12

1963 called. It wants its joke back
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D41 » 22 Nov 2020, 16:17

(rolf) (rolf) (rolf)

The sad part is, your quip is funnier than my joke.
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Monty » 25 Nov 2020, 11:35

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Stonesie » 26 Nov 2020, 11:23

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Itchy » 26 Nov 2020, 19:50

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Kwacky » 26 Nov 2020, 20:09

Itchy wrote:
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This just means you have to buy a newer and faster bike.

You know the rules.
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 26 Nov 2020, 20:26

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Re: Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Stonesie » 28 Nov 2020, 21:30

Facebook Dad jokes page provides...

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby StMarks » 28 Nov 2020, 22:16

The accompanying photo is utterly perfect imo. (clap)
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Re: Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D6Nutz » Yesterday, 20:35

https://www.facebook.com/theulsterfry/v ... 533771949/

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby StMarks » Yesterday, 21:37

D6Nutz wrote:https://www.facebook.com/theulsterfry/videos/180703533771949/

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Snap. :D

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