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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Blade » 19 May 2020, 19:00

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D41 » 19 May 2020, 19:50

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Re: Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D6Nutz » 25 May 2020, 15:29

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Re: Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D6Nutz » 26 May 2020, 13:56

Made I laugh!

A farmer in Dorset sees a man drinking from his stream & shouts:
"Wozzon? Ee dun wanna be drinkin dat, it's full of ‘orse piss an cow shit".

The man says:
"I'm from London and popped down to self-isolate in my 2nd home in the village, can you speak bit slower please".

The Farmer replies:
"If - you - use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!!!!!

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby duke63 » 26 May 2020, 17:43

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Re: Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Blade » 27 May 2020, 08:56

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby kiwikrasher » 27 May 2020, 12:08

Blade, scroll up two posts :D
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Blade » 27 May 2020, 12:13

kiwikrasher wrote:Blade, scroll up two posts :D


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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D41 » 27 May 2020, 14:37

:D Makes it even funnier, when you think about it.
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Blade » 27 May 2020, 15:11

D41 wrote::D Makes it even funnier, when you think about it.


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Re: Joke of the day

Postby D41 » 27 May 2020, 15:37

Ha! I might have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!!
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Re: Joke of the day

Postby Stonesie » 28 May 2020, 12:04

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Borrowed from Twitter..
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Re: Joke of the day

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Re: Joke of the day

Postby T.C. » 28 May 2020, 15:43

Sound needed

When airports re-open

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