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Guy meets his internet dream date:

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skwszyB46gk[/video]
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Ahh that's cute.
I get knocked down but i get up again.
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Hahaha!! Is it real or were they paid to come on the show haha!!
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Rossgo wrote:Hahaha!! Is it real or were they paid to come on the show haha!!
Most the people on that show were paid to go on mate, it's all a set up.
I get knocked down but i get up again.
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(puke)

This seems appropriate :

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
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"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ......"Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"


So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ...... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." ...............................


It's actually still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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Lmao brilliant lol! Definitely appropriate here haha
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