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Postby duke63 » 24 Apr 2017, 09:44

So come on. Own up. Who is it that gets so excited when out on their bike they need to resort to this? :D

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/23/hunt-for- ... y-6591905/
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Re: Pervert on the loose

Postby C00kiemonster » 24 Apr 2017, 10:06

At least he wipes his hands after :D

Must be the vibrations :?
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Re: Pervert on the loose

Postby Monty » 24 Apr 2017, 10:30

Nope not me, I'd never admit to riding a scooter.
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Re: Pervert on the loose

Postby kiwikrasher » 24 Apr 2017, 10:46

Just goes to show, Moped riders are wankers (lol)
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Re: Pervert on the loose

Postby baaluo » 24 Apr 2017, 11:52

There are some sick ppl out there.
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Re: Pervert on the loose

Postby Deegee » 24 Apr 2017, 19:05

It's not often you see "pleasure" and "scooter" in the same sentence.......
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Re: Pervert on the loose

Postby Rossgo » 27 Apr 2017, 07:41

who needs strip bars when you could just ride around, find a lady you like, flop it out and start tugging

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Re: Pervert on the loose

Postby D41 » 27 Apr 2017, 08:10

/shudders at the thought of an English strip bar.....
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Re: Pervert on the loose

Postby Rossgo » 27 Apr 2017, 08:25

D41 wrote:/shudders at the thought of an English strip bar.....

actually made me chuckle!! That's what all the foreigners say at my old work too...we have ugle women here apprently

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Re: Pervert on the loose

Postby Monty » 27 Apr 2017, 08:31

Yeah maybe so, but at least we're only a short drive from mainland Europe. (lol)

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Re: Pervert on the loose

Postby D41 » 27 Apr 2017, 08:37

And when I want YOUR opinion Monty, I'll give it to you.
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Re: Pervert on the loose

Postby Kwacky » 27 Apr 2017, 08:52

D41 has been spoilt by all the hot strippers he used to date
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Re: Pervert on the loose

Postby C00kiemonster » 27 Apr 2017, 09:27

Kwacky wrote:D41 has been spoilt by all the hot strippers he used to date


Hot as in sweaty... (shake) (shake) chickenstrips
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Re: Pervert on the loose

Postby kiwikrasher » 27 Apr 2017, 10:40

A good number of strippers in Aussie are English, and they are all gorgeous.... or so I've been told because I wouldn't know anything about that (wasntme)
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Re: Pervert on the loose

Postby D41 » 27 Apr 2017, 16:42

Kwacky wrote:D41 has been spoilt by all the hot strippers he used to date


Moi??

If you think I was spoilt then, can you even begin to imagine how spoilt I am now!!??
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Re: Pervert on the loose

Postby Rossgo » 27 Apr 2017, 17:59

kiwikrasher wrote:A good number of strippers in Aussie are English, and they are all gorgeous.... or so I've been told because I wouldn't know anything about that (wasntme)

It's the sun it attracts all the women, I must admit I noticed over in Oz the girls are fricking gorgeous and loads work out....these are our beauties!! Image

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Re: Pervert on the loose

Postby D41 » 27 Apr 2017, 18:28

Such delicate flowers.
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Re: Pervert on the loose

Postby Norfolknchance » 28 Apr 2017, 21:55

This thread has genuinely scared me,.................................. and I work in Kirkby.
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Re: Pervert on the loose

Postby baaluo » 01 May 2017, 11:50

Beauty is a relative term for some people i guess :D
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Re: Pervert on the loose

Postby D41 » 01 May 2017, 16:57

So is "modern dentistry".
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