New Yuasa battery now on charge

Anyone watched Gangs of London (sorry if its already been posted)
Violent in places but watchable

I wouldnt say its been on the optimate for the whole 8 months, probably on for a total of 4 months
This battery charger ive borrowed has a desulphate mode on it too so I'll see what happens

Yeah they were solid
Fuses are all sound

Just borrowed a battery charger from a neighbour and just checking it over now

Battery is approx 8 months old and yes the lights come on

Optimate is showing the battery as fully charged but the bike wont start The rev needle doesnt even sweep but the fuel pump primes Thumb starter and just get the relays clicking Bridged the started solenoid and it turns over but is very laboured as if the battery is flat So is the trickle charger do...

Started drinking that Thatchers Cloudy Lemon ... sooooo refreshing
However its been gazumped by the Aldi version, Sicilian Cloudy Lemon ... more zest and flavour

Got the leathers and lid on
Rolled her out
Pressed the starter
Got **** all
Rolled her back in
Took off the leathers (still in a pile in the lounge)
Borrowed a battey charger
Now watching the LED's to see if its a new battery or not

Moved her from her temporary hiding place to her new Man Cave

Happy Birthday Pal

Just heard it’s permanently closed
Shame as that was once our meet up point

Did I dream it or was there a self mapping programme on the Daytona 600/650 ?
Something like letting it idle and it would hunt whilst going through 3 fan cycles ?

Amazon Prime - Talisker 10yr old Single Malt £25.49
Amazon Prime - Talisker Sky Single Malt £21.00
Amazon Prime - Jura Journey Single Malt £19.79

Not that I drink the stuff but advised its a saving

Hi everybody … I'm still alive and breathing Lots happened over the years including working with Monty and then changing jobs again (lol) Currently trying to move house which is only 10weeks down the line :@ but finally got a moving date No surprises but I've still got Doris although the electrical ...

Rub both sides of the key on a wax candle
Once you've inserted the key in to the aforementioned sticky slot, it leaves it wax coated

At least Snowdon has a café and cake

What? You take photos Jack
Always good to see you

Spudda's top tip....
Use an old plastic milk carton
Cut it so it fits behind the chain but leaves a reservoir to catch the crud and excess cleaner.
It protects your swing arm, wheel and tyre

I guess I need to show you a picture which I'll do at some point...

I wear ear plugs when on the bike but guess it sounds OK by the way people turn to see what it is. Not sure what it sounds like off the bike as no one has ridden it with me listening I wouldn't want them ruining the perfectly preserved edges of my tyres and ruining my squared rear tyre anyway (makeup)