NO CAPES!

You know what advice the Spice Girls would offer.......

Aren't you forgetting Rocket's curry?

With a bit of planning I reckon we could sort out a tankslap zx10r relay from Leeds to your house.

I can't see why anyone would be against the idea of an electric car. Once the government gives the green light to driverless vehicles I reckon the petrol engine will be pretty much a thing of the past on our roads.

Can't do Darley, I'm in France.

Let me know what it's like though. I only every see it as a place people use for racing. I've never considered a track day there.

I can't make that one.

It's not the cheapest of tracks is it? There's a Saturday date in May which is £189. With fuel. food and a hotel I reckon I'm looking at £300.

All of the other dates seem to be a Tuesday or a Wednesday.

Still nothing from IAM.

That's pretty disappointing. It's not the right way to drum up interest.

I would use one of the delivery companies.
Someone like these http://www.motorcycledeliveryuk.co.uk/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I suspect that the range will increase as the technology improves and that you'll be able to upgrade the power cells rather than having to get a new car.

That said, the range is going to be good enough for most people who own a car of that size.

I've bought some heavy duty resistance loops so I can do some stuff at home.

Go for black. It's a well known and heavily documented fact that commoners have a green ninja.

The bloke playing The Punisher is a scary looking fecker.

You forgot Kwacky's Option C.

Don't worry about the mileage as the engine's are solid.

Check to see if they needed a rectifier recall and if so that it's been done.

Otherwise go for the one you like the look of.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/35940540" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Model 3 looks good and very well priced. Over 100,000 pre-orders so far. It comes out next year http://www.autonews.com/article/20160401/OEM05/160409999/tesla-unveils-cheaper-model-3...

Dickheads who own big and/or expensive vehicles who can only afford to put £5 of petrol in when they get fuel.

**** off back to your mum's house and go cry to her about how the nasty man in his £800 car and the minimum wage petrol attendant laughed at you, you easily impressed fragile ego'd tosser.

Anyway, back on topic, I reckon this is an April Fool's joke. Cornish has never owned a bike for that long.

If they need a test pilot for any of the new bikes I'm happy to volunteer

Pre- ordered the limited edition Blu-ray, which comes out on the 18th of this month.

yeah, I know. I'm a saddo.

Perkles wrote:
They have some very exciting new bikes inthe pipeline,ground breaking even so watch this space

So how many PMs have you had asking for more info?