Monty wrote:Too soon?

There is always one

I wouldn't be brave enough to say that and I'm in a different hemisphere!

I'm looking forward to my girl getting her first boyfriend, poor barstard won't know what's hit him! She's going to be a handful.

... both of them driving and using a mobile,what a crash that would make with some bloke with his todger out Could have been worse, he could have been getting a blowjob and she bit it clean off in a crash.... What's more she'd probably have choked on it as well.... Ok, I'll give you that the wanking ...

Perkles wrote:So both of them driving and using a mobile,what a crash that would make with some bloke with his todger out

Could have been worse, he could have been getting a blowjob and she bit it clean off in a crash.... What's more she'd probably have choked on it as well....

Getting cold and bored in Nottingham for a few days, home tomorrow night. I hate Prem inns too.

... to me and said why is your bike on facebook (do not post anything on FB bike related due to having 2 bikes nicked in a row) and I thought it was getting a service not a valet...I have burst out laughing she has seen what I have but clearly doesn't take any notice of it because mine is blue not ...

The A12, more to the point getting on it from the M25.....I swear it's the same crap every time what the hell is wrong with people. Oh and the M11 what bloody motorway has 2 lanes ffs! :) I so don't miss that, makes me feel angry just ...

The A12, more to the point getting on it from the M25.....I swear it's the same crap every time what the hell is wrong with people. Oh and the M11 what bloody motorway has 2 lanes ffs!

dogbot wrote:........As long as they get what they deserve, I will be, yeah.

Ummmmm, actually my point was that those were (possible factors) that could have enabled them to avoid "getting what they deserve"
Anyway, unlikely we'd ever know if that were the caseanyway IMHO.

... else. In fact, I'm probably a bit nicer but only because if I make a crude joke or remark you can't see if I'm joking online. I don't like people getting the wrong end of the stick, which can happen often with my sense of humour combined with the written word.

MM struggled at the start of last season and started getting reckless. "Win it or Bin it" is not the way to ride when you're supposed to be at the top of your game.

A sort on twitter, who Kwacky thinks I should pursue, but in the interests of not getting my fragile ego bruised when she rebuffs my advances, I ain't going to.

Glad to see Marquez is getting quicker.. I want this lad to be upsetting the field again next year by winning back to back again.

He definitely needs to sort his head out though because he's not the same rider he was in the first 2 years !!

Monty wrote:She does seem to like getting her buns out

Not the biggest in the bakery though are they?

She does seem to like getting her buns out

... anyone yet? :D Nah, I'm sticking at it. I've got some promising leads. It's just the overall experience is depressing. People get upset about getting turned down and it's horrible, other people act entitled and it's horrible. Life would be easier if I really was just a **** and didn't remotely ...

... ride. I was on it for about 15 minutes before the midwife came back and disconnected me! Jesus! That's a good effort!! After our second, as I was getting ready to leave, I knew it was my last chance so while the missus went for a leak I got a couple of minutes worth and floated down to the car ...

... ASIO, should've tracked down kids doing this by now. I don't think there is any true threat but the wide scale intimidation and disruption is getting crazy.

There are a couple of them on that site who can't understand why they don't ride their bikes and keep their bikes the same way thy do. It's twats like that who put me off doing the IAM course. Patronising twunts.

I'm getting a new chain and sprocket when I get the bike serviced.

... throughout the exercise. I used to do flys superset with dumbell press exclusively for chest but found the pecs closest to my shoulder were getting larger and not a lot else was. Since changing it about my chest is much fuller. I now do incline close-grip bench-press now then the two plates ...

... off back to Aus I sense an undertone of discontent in your posts Perkles (lol) Personally I don't blame him the way he's going about it. Still getting to thrash top level bikes about and doesn't have to deal with the full GP circus. Being an Aussie I would jump at the chance to take the piss ...