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by Deegee
17 Apr 2016, 11:18
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 1816
Views: 874458

Re: Joke of the day

... the event to the Police, searches fruitlessly himself, and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her. Next morning there's a knock at the door, and he is confronted by a couple of coppers - the old Sarge and a younger Constable. The Sarge says, “Mate, we have some ...
by kiwikrasher
16 Apr 2016, 04:50
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Rossgo's Saviour!!
Replies: 75
Views: 3470

Re: Rossgo's Saviour!!

Kwacky wrote:It's very much ying and yang with my job.
so is mine, it' sucks when I'm here and it's great when I'm not!
by D41
15 Apr 2016, 16:50
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: A question about a potential talk or presentation
Replies: 10
Views: 737

Re: A question about a potential talk or presentation

id be interested ,I can also chip in from a cyclists point of view ....Go on?? Longtime cyclist here also, and 'competitor' in the "Tour Of Orange".....it's a local er, event where you ride round the city and stop at just about every bar there is for one drink......I ...
by D41
15 Apr 2016, 16:21
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18692
Views: 3002040

Re: What are you doing today ??

... you have to know even though the chances of using any of it are exactly zero. I think it's the 'discipline' they want.....I dunno - everything here has to be earthquake-atomic-fission/reaction proof......buildings on rollers and stuff. Every 15 years or so they come up with a new idea....I ...
by D41
14 Apr 2016, 18:06
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: International c0ck waving
Replies: 18
Views: 1026

Re: International c0ck waving

Hey Montgomery!! Who's the feckin' politician here, you or me??

Young bairns like you will be first against the wall when I assume my mantle of power.

Actually you won't....I'll be implementing my scourge elsewhere first, just to get a few practice rounds in.
by Monty
14 Apr 2016, 15:01
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: He's a lucky to get away with that
Replies: 12
Views: 867

Re: He's a lucky to get away with that

... a bit. But never though built up areas. Never, it's just stupid and careless I'm no saint, and at least as guilty of speeding as anyone else on here. So I guess it would be fair to consider my outrage to be hypocritical. However...: Not defending him, but to be fair pedestrians are like lemmings ...
by StMarks
14 Apr 2016, 09:17
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: He's a lucky to get away with that
Replies: 12
Views: 867

Re: He's a lucky to get away with that

... a bit. But never though built up areas. Never, it's just stupid and careless I'm no saint, and at least as guilty of speeding as anyone else on here. So I guess it would be fair to consider my outrage to be hypocritical. However...: Not defending him, but to be fair pedestrians are like lemmings ...
by D41
14 Apr 2016, 07:16
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you eating ??
Replies: 7256
Views: 1254690

Re: What are you eating ??

... good, then I'm prolly craving the nutrients that has......most people seem to go with what looks good.....hence 99.8% of the TV commercials here touting the benefits of a McSomething Massive for a meal...at absolutely any hour of the day. Twice. Now I'm hungry.
by D41
13 Apr 2016, 00:09
Forum: Photos and Videos
Topic: I never like to see a biker go down...
Replies: 7
Views: 776

Re: I never like to see a biker go down...

This is a repost...and yes, I was there...wrote about it either on here or on 675cc....happened about two miles from my house.....I know that because I helped the cop clean up the glass......arrived about two-four minutes after the RTA....the ...
by Kwacky
12 Apr 2016, 10:02
Forum: Photos and Videos
Topic: 24hr of LeMans
Replies: 20
Views: 4492

Re: 24hr of LeMans

Full results here:-

http://www.asphaltandrubber.com/racing/ ... e-results/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I see the new Suzuki did well.
by Cornish
10 Apr 2016, 19:23
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: It's time for a bike change - Cornish is on the hunt again..
Replies: 328
Views: 19234

Re: It's time for a bike change - Cornish is on the hunt aga

rocket wrote:Looks nice glad your getting on with it. It looks tiny in that photo.
Here's rocket. It feels quite small (I'm 6"2) like a 600 to ride, yet with a nuclear reactor as an engine.

The disco lights kept me amused [emoji12]
by Itchy
10 Apr 2016, 18:54
Forum: Events
Topic: Matlock Bath Breakfast Sunday 10th April
Replies: 117
Views: 17688

Re: Matlock Bath Breakfast Sunday 10th April

... that 10 minute trip) since I moved house in October! So I was a little nervous about going on a rideout with no practice and a 5 month lay off. Here are some of the thoughts that floated around my head today... "7am. Better get up." "0705. Better stop squeezing Mrs Itchy's boobs ...
by D41
10 Apr 2016, 05:41
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: We are being taken for mugs
Replies: 72
Views: 2443

Re: We are being taken for mugs

... used/lost....but with newer and more expensive gear...or you'll fix what has been broken. You don't need extra food....I think it was TonyB on here who sent me an MRE to sample at my pleasure....trust me, you won't want it...'cept maybe the Yorkie Bar.....military-grade Yorkie Bar, I might ...
by markrsvr15
08 Apr 2016, 20:19
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here
Replies: 511
Views: 241261

Re: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here

Haha might as well be mate haha. If you doing that trackday in June Al probably pop down or will do it don't ride on road anymore . Could have met up and had a blast to seaways
by StMarks
08 Apr 2016, 20:12
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here
Replies: 511
Views: 241261

Re: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here

markrsvr15 wrote:Am from brough way on mate not far from you then haha.
(nod) Virtually neighbours.! :)
by markrsvr15
08 Apr 2016, 20:09
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here
Replies: 511
Views: 241261

Re: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here

Am from brough way on mate not far from you then haha.

He did a trackday a while back that's him bike looks abit different now he said hahaha
by StMarks
08 Apr 2016, 20:05
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here
Replies: 511
Views: 241261

Re: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here

markrsvr15 wrote:.......Really weird this my mate just sent me the same video that kid on rsv is my mate from beverly hahaha
WOW, it truly is a small world isn't it mate.
Fwiw I'm West of Hull, out just past South Cave.
by D41
08 Apr 2016, 18:07
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Star Wars - Rogue One Trailer
Replies: 47
Views: 2082

Re: Star Wars - Rogue One Trailer

... for a role in that (3 lines or less and you don't need a SAG card)....made 2nd tier choice....which basically means "Thanks for applying, here's a few SW t-shirts, now eff off and have a nice life!" TBH, I though they would film in England, and I was angling for a free trip.....still, ...
by markrsvr15
08 Apr 2016, 11:22
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here
Replies: 511
Views: 241261

Re: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here

Will do mate who's that with NL or msv which group you in i go in inters I go in the incompetent (think I spelt that right, but it's probably correct even if I didn't ;) ) & slow group. It's been almost 3x years now since I last rode at Cadwell, when I broke my bike & little finger at Park....
by Monty
07 Apr 2016, 23:30
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Celebrity Injunctions
Replies: 21
Views: 736

Re: Celebrity Injunctions

You've been away to long, over here you just have to get kicked out of big brother on the first week and you get the keys to Bristol!