Yeah D works in the Triumph Hipster office

rocket wrote:

Monty wrote:

rocket wrote:do i get video on the elite and are we talking road side cafe bacon or posh cafe sit down

Yes, if you can keep up

Oh F"£K thats me screwed then last time i tried to keep up i fell off

The last time I watched you catching me up (in the mirrors), I nearly arse ended a car!

Never good to hear but like you say at least the suffering is over. It's a cruel world

rocket wrote:do i get video on the elite and are we talking road side cafe bacon or posh cafe sit down

Yes, if you can keep up

Ross, next year come over to mine for Christmas we'll sort you out. It's the Norovirus Christmas Boot Camp! [emoji1] thanks for the offer but think I'll pass [SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES] Don't knock it till you've tried it, you should see my retching induced six pack. Oh n...

Ross, next year come over to mine for Christmas we'll sort you out. It's the Norovirus Christmas Boot Camp!

He stopped pretty quick given the speed, got to have been in the triple figures. I'm sure I've done worse, but it's pretty dumb going past those houses and driveways at those sort of speeds.

Even bigger dumb ass for putting it on Facebook.

No but the litre of Vodka on Christmas Eve probably didn't help. I found food in the fridge ready for Christmas dinner I don't remember cooking!

Happy New Year everyone. Glad that's over to be honest, sick house again for Christmas in the Monty household, that's 8 years on the trot. Still going on now, Sarah was up most of the night last night with a barfing 3 year old.

On the bright side, at least I've lost weight

Blade wrote:Monty's All Terrain School Bus Beast

Could have been worse

I've got one of these and just go where I want regardless of the season or tyre compound.

That's true dude, I'm atheist but realise if you shut down every christian charity, organisation or group in the UK overnight the country would stop. They do a lot of good, more than most people give them credit, as do most religions. (apart from the Catholics, they can suck my .......). I'm just no...

Chuffing Gluten eating B@stards!

I've just ordered it pre-release on iTunes. Cracking film really enjoyed it and will try and go and see it again over Christmas.

You told me you normally just rolled her flour and aimed for the damp bit

Reviews looking good from both Star Wars fans and non fans, so fairly certain we can expect not to be disappointed. Can't chuffing wait!

Yep, getting one and then riding it

Happy Birthday Spud Dude!

......... and in other news Starbucks actually paid some tax today! First time in 15 years!