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by Cav
01 Oct 2022, 14:17
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Jack's Updates
Replies: 238
Views: 32778

Re: Jack's Updates

Are steroids part of your treatment plan? If so, you'll be wanting to lose some weight before you get to that part haha. My friend's 7 year old looked skinny and pale right before starting steroids then had the appetite of a lion and ballooned in size :D I do agree ...
by StMarks
01 Oct 2022, 11:20
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 1816
Views: 861071

Re: Joke of the day

... perhaps it's time you sold your motorbike " " You're starting to sound like my ex-wife " " I didn't know you were married before .??? " " I wasn't ! "....
by StMarks
30 Sep 2022, 15:12
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 1816
Views: 861071

Re: Joke of the day

... about Descartes' famous philosophical treatise “ I think, therefore I am ”, but to explain that part of the joke first would be putting Descartes before the horse. (happy)
by Kwacky
30 Sep 2022, 14:44
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18681
Views: 2966890

Re: What are you doing today ??

I've been too Epsom and back. I'm home sooner than expected so I'm putting my feet up with a cuppa and watching a movie. I'll log on at work just before the end of NY working day
by Jack
30 Sep 2022, 11:01
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Jack's Updates
Replies: 238
Views: 32778

Re: Jack's Updates

Sat in the hospital with a drip in, I have 2 more bags after this one, they take an hour each, and it seems like an hour before each bag gets changed, bored and no good looking nurses to oggle at either.
by Kwacky
25 Sep 2022, 18:50
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: What did you do to your bike today ??
Replies: 11976
Views: 1904706

Re: What did you do to your bike today ??

I went out this afternoon for a couple of hours on the MV. I went looking for roads I've not used before. Found some good ones, found some crap ones. But it was time on the bike which was long overdue.
by Jack
21 Sep 2022, 22:55
Forum: Religion, Politics, and other Unmentionables
Topic: World Politics Stuff (not brexit)
Replies: 341
Views: 109460

Re: World Politics Stuff (not brexit)

It's a shame that they have to resort to this when Iran was so progressive before the religious revolution .
by kiwikrasher
16 Sep 2022, 12:59
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What do you want to vent about today?
Replies: 4343
Views: 549151

Re: What do you want to vent about today?

bloody weather forecasters.. I checked the water tank before I left home. About 7,000L (capacity 30,000L). Pump pick up is at 2,000L height, so really only 5,000L useable. Check forecast. 6mm expected over next 2 weeks. I have 220m sq catchment, so ...
by StMarks
15 Sep 2022, 13:50
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18681
Views: 2966890

Re: What are you doing today ??

... most, but when I looked at my Vito receipts file they were 4 years old & they were Eicher from Eurocarparts. I replaced them with Brembo pads before taking my Vito back for it's free re-test. The applicable moral (for me) was "cheapest isn't the least expensive".
by Stonesie
14 Sep 2022, 00:05
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Work
Replies: 1094
Views: 711218

Re: Work

Sadly this bullying is consistent with what I had heard about this company before they took over. Tonight I am on recycling runs, about a mile round trip, the work they had booked me on to has been reallocated, something they told me couldn't be done last night... ...
by Cav
11 Sep 2022, 19:04
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Putin and the West
Replies: 570
Views: 38409

Re: Putin and the West

The silence before the storm
by Kwacky
10 Sep 2022, 14:40
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: The Queen
Replies: 36
Views: 1895

Re: The Queen

They've just released a new batch of stamps so I reckon it'll be a slow process before new ones start coming in
by D6Nutz
10 Sep 2022, 12:05
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 1816
Views: 861071

Re: Joke of the day

... ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go." The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- "Years ago, my wife ran ...
by D41
09 Sep 2022, 13:04
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: The Queen
Replies: 36
Views: 1895

Re: The Queen

Wouldn't it just be better to have it as planned and have a minute of silence before the game(s) start?
by duke63
06 Sep 2022, 18:37
Forum: Religion, Politics, and other Unmentionables
Topic: Cost of Energy Crisis
Replies: 87
Views: 64684

Re: Cost of Energy Crisis

I would put good money on the fact that before the end of next year that most Countries will have to renationalise their energy companies. ;)
by duke63
04 Sep 2022, 10:25
Forum: Religion, Politics, and other Unmentionables
Topic: Brexit thread
Replies: 1156
Views: 111543

Re: Brexit thread

Tories will only be happy when the ‘proles’ are all doing two jobs to keep their heads above water and die just before retirement.
by Cav
01 Sep 2022, 10:18
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Jack's Updates
Replies: 238
Views: 32778

Re: Jack's Updates

You're strong but not superhuman, share your feelings with those nurses and med administrators.. there will be nothing they've not heard before and will be able to put your mind at ease. Take it steady and I presume you have a lift or taxi to get home? Something which helped people I know ...
by D6Nutz
30 Aug 2022, 11:25
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18681
Views: 2966890

Re: What are you doing today ??

... however the phone starts ringing. Their brake testing machine has failed and they have to cancel the mot. FFS! Back to the phone. 6 garages called before 9:30 today before one says, even though we're fully booked we could open early to fit you in.. yay... But nothing like a 6am start when your ...
by C00kiemonster
26 Aug 2022, 10:29
Forum: Religion, Politics, and other Unmentionables
Topic: Cost of Energy Crisis
Replies: 87
Views: 64684

Re: Cost of Energy Crisis

... to stay afloat. They will crash. Its just how much that is the concern. Biggest mistakes of the last 40 years - globalisation and credit easing. Before this if one part of the world had an economic collapse, other areas had not. Now if something goes bang, we all do.
by duke63
26 Aug 2022, 08:57
Forum: Religion, Politics, and other Unmentionables
Topic: Cost of Energy Crisis
Replies: 87
Views: 64684

Re: Cost of Energy Crisis

... amount of energy. Where the **** do they think people will be able to magic that money from? The economy is about to crash and burn like never before. Lets hope it leads to a GE next year.