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by Monty
15 Dec 2015, 18:28
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: First Time Buyer
Replies: 17
Views: 635

Re: First Time Buyer

All I remember with my first flat, I was skint as hell, took in lodgers to help with cost, but a few years on the bones of my arse got me on the ladder. Then a new landlord (it was leasehold) took over and screwed all the flats and the shops below.... I tried to give the keys back to the mortgage c...
by Monty
14 Dec 2015, 22:41
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: First Time Buyer
Replies: 17
Views: 635

Re: First Time Buyer

We do need more houses and we have thousands of acres of brown field sites in towns and cities all aver the UK. It just comes down to money, I work with house builders, developers, LAs, HAs and 90% of our profit comes from London and the South East of England simply because that's where the profit i...
by Monty
14 Dec 2015, 22:33
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What you watching?
Replies: 10359
Views: 1616304

Re: What you watching?

Feck me D, "by halves" appears to be not a phrase you're adapting to. Hoping it's just a scare and you've just got the house move and baby to look forward to.
by Monty
14 Dec 2015, 22:28
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18622
Views: 2281482

Re: What are you doing today ??

It is true my insurance went up after being punted off filtering in London by a lorry, no claims made on either side. It was before that precedent for filtering was set so I didn't claim thinking it would going go 50/50.
by Monty
14 Dec 2015, 22:20
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What you watching?
Replies: 10359
Views: 1616304

Re: What you watching?

Kwacky wrote:
D6 wrote:I watched tomorrowland yesterday. Was ok for a kiddie type film.

It's certainly better than Peppa Pig, at 4.30am, which is where you're heading (devil)
Not long now Dude! MWAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
by Monty
14 Dec 2015, 22:13
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: First Time Buyer
Replies: 17
Views: 635

Re: First Time Buyer

What Binno says, and it's not often you can say that unless you're talking chrome buffing (giggle) Its going two ways, house prices will keep on rising or they'll start to fall if we start satisfying the demand. Either way though ultimately it's just a roof over your head which you're always going t...
by Monty
11 Dec 2015, 08:38
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: STAR WARS TRAILER
Replies: 86
Views: 3245

Re: STAR WARS TRAILER

I booked my tickets about 2 months ago, going next Saturday with my eldest. Think I'm more excited than he is.
by Monty
09 Dec 2015, 21:10
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18622
Views: 2281482

Re: What are you doing today ??

Nice!
by Monty
09 Dec 2015, 18:45
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here
Replies: 511
Views: 221876

Re: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here

A up
by Monty
08 Dec 2015, 22:19
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Donald Trump
Replies: 24
Views: 717

Re: Donald Trump

by Monty
08 Dec 2015, 18:37
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Donald Trump
Replies: 24
Views: 717

Re: Donald Trump

mmmm sandwiches!
by Monty
08 Dec 2015, 12:33
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18622
Views: 2281482

Re: What are you doing today ??

Don't worry, I do credit ;)
by Monty
08 Dec 2015, 12:26
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Donald Trump
Replies: 24
Views: 717

Re: Donald Trump

D6 wrote:Why is he named after Donald Duck Farting?
Because "Retarded Neocon Tufty Haired B@stard" wasn't available.
by Monty
08 Dec 2015, 12:22
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Donald Trump
Replies: 24
Views: 717

Re: Donald Trump

I've said it before, but how do they whittle down several million intelligent people to 32 jackasses and then end up with the biggest jackass winning in the poles?
by Monty
08 Dec 2015, 12:09
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18622
Views: 2281482

Re: What are you doing today ??

Nice one Monty sounds a good night out (y) One question. Why can you still read and write at 0224am (giggle) Can't actually remember writing it! Pisshead!! :D Read your PM's if you get a sober moment :P I'm on it dude but bear with me, it's created a new problem I hadn't considered. Taking the fork...
by Monty
08 Dec 2015, 12:02
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Ghosts
Replies: 31
Views: 1906

Re: Ghosts

.............. we are golden!
by Monty
08 Dec 2015, 11:59
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Ghosts
Replies: 31
Views: 1906

Re: Ghosts

I believe we'll find the answer in science, after all we are just star dust
by Monty
06 Dec 2015, 11:27
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18622
Views: 2281482

Re: What are you doing today ??

Blade wrote:Nice one Monty sounds a good night out (y)

One question. Why can you still read and write at 0224am (giggle)
Can't actually remember writing it!
by Monty
06 Dec 2015, 02:24
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18622
Views: 2281482

Re: What are you doing today ??

Just had a piss up in a brewery, and it was very well organised. The Titanic Brewery, about 100 yards from the company I served my time as an apprentice Draughtsman aged 18. Third weekend on the piss, I've done a 30th in London, 50th in Wolverhampton and now a 40th in Burslem (Boslem if like me you'...
by Monty
04 Dec 2015, 16:05
Forum: On the Track
Topic: Yamaha R1 Rear Fuel Tank
Replies: 10
Views: 654

Re: Yamaha R1 Rear Fuel Tank

I think thats just the fill point and the tank is where it always is