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by C00kiemonster
10 Mar 2017, 12:56
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What ails you today?
Replies: 1639
Views: 669448

Re: What ails you today?

duke63 wrote:You can feed me to the dog when i'm gone, Cookie. It would make me feel my life has had some purpose. :D
Mate, with the food he's eating at the moment, you'd be in the mincer in no time :D
by C00kiemonster
10 Mar 2017, 12:53
Forum: On the Track
Topic: World Endurance Champion killed in testing
Replies: 1
Views: 403

Re: World Endurance Champion killed in testing

Thats not good - RIP dude.
by C00kiemonster
10 Mar 2017, 09:19
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What ails you today?
Replies: 1639
Views: 669448

Re: What ails you today?

Goodbye (bear) ;( (ooerrmrs)
by C00kiemonster
09 Mar 2017, 13:31
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18654
Views: 2709127

Re: What are you doing today ??

Knock, knock "Anybody seen my axe?" (gah) http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7722625.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Ronnie-and-Reggie-Kray.jpg Careful with that axe, Eugene..... I was listening to/watching that lastnight. Pink Floyd live in Pompeii. Awesome on surround sound. I'll bet. We went t...
by C00kiemonster
09 Mar 2017, 13:28
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Bike helmet comms
Replies: 18
Views: 1069

Re: Bike helmet comms

Ive got a pair of interphones i bought for me and mrs C00kiemonster to talk on rideouts. They must be 10 years old now and still brilliant. Limited range but way way better than any radio ones i've had before. The range is about 300m on the ones we have. Plus if she moans at me i just open up the di...
by C00kiemonster
09 Mar 2017, 09:05
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Zero Hours contracts
Replies: 31
Views: 1184

Re: Zero Hours contracts

Usual vague answer with no substance.
by C00kiemonster
08 Mar 2017, 11:17
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Zero Hours contracts
Replies: 31
Views: 1184

Re: Zero Hours contracts

Monty wrote:Christ, I detest that sack of sh!t
I do wish you'd be clear what you think :D

Odious is the word (mm)
by C00kiemonster
07 Mar 2017, 11:31
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: First Home
Replies: 21
Views: 822

Re: First Home

Hope it all works out for you, cav. Be prepared however for the most shambolic system of legal bullshit, excuses and laziness by so called professionals that will be part of the buying system. :D (nod) Perfectly put Duke. Fwiw I will be doing my own conveyancing next time. I've been told it's strai...
by C00kiemonster
06 Mar 2017, 20:27
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Mr Postman
Replies: 5327
Views: 1020011

Re: Mr Postman

Kwacky wrote:Gilles are very poor for the money.
Agreed
by C00kiemonster
06 Mar 2017, 18:28
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: First Home
Replies: 21
Views: 822

Re: First Home

I don't think you will ever regret buying a house in the UK if you can afford it - financially it makes more sense than anything else. I've bought and sold quite a few houses, both to live in and as investments and they have looked after me each time. Houses are relatively expensive these days but h...
by C00kiemonster
05 Mar 2017, 11:17
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What ails you today?
Replies: 1639
Views: 669448

Re: What ails you today?

Kwacky wrote:Looks like a trip to the emergency doctor for me. My throat has almost closed up and I'm struggling to swallow.
Blimey - just read this - hope your ok. Antibios and rest i guess.

I used to get a lot of tonsillitis when i was younger - horrible :(
by C00kiemonster
04 Mar 2017, 21:43
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What you watching?
Replies: 10395
Views: 1919961

Re: What you watching?

Taboo - really good series - Tom Hardy is very good in it
by C00kiemonster
04 Mar 2017, 20:30
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18654
Views: 2709127

Re: What are you doing today ??

duke63 wrote:Driving the Alfa Quadroglio with 510bhp at Milbrook Proving Ground at silly speeds on the banked bowl circuit. What an awesome experience.
I really want a test in one. Lovely looking car :)
by C00kiemonster
03 Mar 2017, 09:49
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Mr Postman
Replies: 5327
Views: 1020011

Re: Mr Postman

Blade wrote:
kiwikrasher wrote:
C00kiemonster wrote:A new mattress

chickenstrips
Test ride review? (lol) (lol)
Video review ;) POV on board 8)
Pervert (mm)
by C00kiemonster
03 Mar 2017, 09:48
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Mr Postman
Replies: 5327
Views: 1020011

Re: Mr Postman

kiwikrasher wrote:
C00kiemonster wrote:A new mattress

chickenstrips
Test ride review? (lol) (lol)
Very good in many ways :D
by C00kiemonster
02 Mar 2017, 20:55
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Mr Postman
Replies: 5327
Views: 1020011

Re: Mr Postman

A new mattress

chickenstrips
by C00kiemonster
01 Mar 2017, 19:31
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18654
Views: 2709127

Re: What are you doing today ??

I was enjoying 14 hours of relatively normal levels of stress but now I'm back at fever pitch levels. We had until 430pm on the last day of February to exchange contracts on our house purchase. A dead line set by the builder after months of delays and arguing. We exchanged at 4 nail biting 29 pm on...
by C00kiemonster
01 Mar 2017, 12:38
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Tesco
Replies: 11
Views: 484

Re: Tesco

I don't think the lawyers have been needed to show their faces with this one. The Council jumped into bed with Tesco as soon as Tesco said they would spend some money doing up the area around the store. They did the same for many years to Meteor Ford in Moseley - we were getting a swanky new doctor...
by C00kiemonster
01 Mar 2017, 11:14
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Alien Covenant
Replies: 21
Views: 3385

Re: Alien Covenant

That does look properly nasty 8)
by C00kiemonster
01 Mar 2017, 09:14
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Schoolboy humour - So had a big crepe or a nice toss?
Replies: 13
Views: 502

Re: Schoolboy humour - So had a big crepe or a nice toss?

I tossed mine and then covered everything in sticky sauce (wasntme)