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by Monty
13 Apr 2016, 22:05
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: We are being taken for mugs
Replies: 72
Views: 2416

Re: We are being taken for mugs

Yeah, but three years of partying is a mighty long time to live high on the hog......back to normality would be a downer, but better than three years of staid boredomnessless. Plus there'd be the memories...enough to wax rhapsodic about for years, burger in hand, and a large vat of Stolichnaya to e...
by Monty
13 Apr 2016, 17:37
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: We are being taken for mugs
Replies: 72
Views: 2416

Re: We are being taken for mugs

D41 wrote:As far as lottery winners go, I think that's just evidentiary of their inexperience in handling large sums of moolah.
'Tards.
What I meant was winning the lottery made them happier, but after 3 years they were back where they started happiness wise.
by Monty
13 Apr 2016, 17:35
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: We are being taken for mugs
Replies: 72
Views: 2416

Re: We are being taken for mugs

I did and it's mostly farms, old peoples homes and the odd private property which are mostly flats so probably rented out.
by Monty
13 Apr 2016, 14:53
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: It's time for a bike change - Cornish is on the hunt again..
Replies: 328
Views: 19191

Re: It's time for a bike change - Cornish is on the hunt aga

My peddle travel is about 1.5 to 2 inches and figured it just needed bleeding, but by the sounds of it "it's they all do that Sir"
by Monty
13 Apr 2016, 14:48
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: We are being taken for mugs
Replies: 72
Views: 2416

Re: We are being taken for mugs

It's all relative, I'm in the 4 young kids stage of life and happy with a bottle of wine and a cuddle with the missis at the end of the day. (considerably happier if non of the little blighters wake up in the night) Money wise we're not broke by any means but the vast majority of it goes on family r...
by Monty
13 Apr 2016, 14:34
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: It's time for a bike change - Cornish is on the hunt again..
Replies: 328
Views: 19191

Re: It's time for a bike change - Cornish is on the hunt aga

I was surprised how poor the rear brake is on the ZX6, and don't use it at all now. On the Daytona I used the rear every time I braked.
by Monty
13 Apr 2016, 09:32
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What do you want to vent about today?
Replies: 4343
Views: 547965

Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Perkles wrote:People that keep coming to the Kawasaki stand asking where and asking where our motorbikes are and thinking its funny
Just tell them your free H2R is in the car park, should shut them up
by Monty
13 Apr 2016, 09:31
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: We are being taken for mugs
Replies: 72
Views: 2416

Re: We are being taken for mugs

And the b@stards are going to privatise the Land Registry, wonder why?
by Monty
13 Apr 2016, 09:23
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What ails you today?
Replies: 1640
Views: 731077

Re: What ails you today?

I reckon it's still that virus, I feel loads better than I did but still want to sleep all the time.
by Monty
12 Apr 2016, 19:11
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: What did you do to your bike today ??
Replies: 11976
Views: 1902464

Re: What did you do to your bike today ??

Oo nice!
by Monty
12 Apr 2016, 18:20
Forum: Events
Topic: Saturday 16th April - POSTPONED
Replies: 28
Views: 5697

Re: Saturday 16th April, West Mids to Wales

LOL fairly certain a day won't make much difference!
by Monty
12 Apr 2016, 17:24
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: He's a lucky to get away with that
Replies: 12
Views: 862

Re: He's a lucky to get away with that

Not defending him, but to be fair pedestrians are like lemmings in London. Worse than bloody cyclists!
by Monty
12 Apr 2016, 14:46
Forum: Events
Topic: Saturday 16th April - POSTPONED
Replies: 28
Views: 5697

Re: Saturday 16th April, West Mids to Wales

Does she not know the shops are still open on Sunday?
by Monty
11 Apr 2016, 21:53
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: What did you do to your bike today ??
Replies: 11976
Views: 1902464

Re: What did you do to your bike today ??

D6Nutz wrote:Nice..

Going to have to raise a support ticket on the forum though, all the photos posted recently seem to have a green tint.

;)
And?
by Monty
11 Apr 2016, 21:51
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What you watching?
Replies: 10411
Views: 2101372

Re: What you watching?

I think he means the flesh (Light)
by Monty
11 Apr 2016, 21:48
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Have you ever been experienced?
Replies: 13
Views: 517

Re: Have you ever been experienced?

"Well I have, let me prove it to you"

You'd have to be a Devo fan to get that, fairly certain Duke will. To be honest I thought this was going to be a thread about Devo not acid.

PS Devolution rocks!
by Monty
11 Apr 2016, 15:44
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What you watching?
Replies: 10411
Views: 2101372

Re: What you watching?

D41 wrote:Look it up on YouTube!!! Tons of parodies........"You'll soon be able to jack off a rhinoserus!!"
HAHA just ordered one, Sarah is going to love it!
by Monty
11 Apr 2016, 15:13
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What you watching?
Replies: 10411
Views: 2101372

Re: What you watching?

I once had the miss fortune of watching 8 hours of American telly. I was in New York, had jet lag and couldn't sleep. 300 channels of adverts, very very long adverts on repeat! Most of them about some new miraculous fitness training device, which was somewhat ironic.
by Monty
11 Apr 2016, 14:04
Forum: Photos and Videos
Topic: 24hr of LeMans
Replies: 20
Views: 4490

Re: 24hr of LeMans

Kwacky wrote:There are some prize twats in that group. Some of the eyesores I've seen are beyond comment.

Those tyres are one of them.
Yep, cretin city! Must admit I did wince a bit when you invited them all out on that ride out
by Monty
11 Apr 2016, 14:01
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: 2014 Kawasaki Z1000SX ongoing review
Replies: 572
Views: 80273

Re: 2014 Kawasaki Z1000SX ongoing review

Did you tell them about your flying lesson?