Mrs Kwacky had been to the butchers so I had some big fat lamb and mint sausages with mash and onion gravy. It's a favourite of mine.

D41 wrote:You didn't mention a bike. My bad.

It's very rare for me to drive a car. In fact I've never owned one. Not in my name anyway.

Defo do some research on the place....there's normal bars & restaurants, which will cost a fortune, then touristy ones, which are a LOT less....I believe catering mainly to Russians...I think?? Maybe the other way round. Oh, and there's 30 million people who live there!! No need, we're staying ...

That refugee program Duke mentioned.

This Pokemon Go is massive. I've seen loads of people playing it.

and another

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You don't want it seizing up through lack of use.

I'll even pay for the petrol I use. You can't say fairer than that

This is the same bunch of dickheads

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The sad thing about this is that Cameron looks quite sane compared to May.

Perkles wrote:Lying on the sofa depressed wondering if I will ever be fit and healthy again

You will. You're far to determined a person not to be.

"what's the nature of your emergency?"

"we've lost the keys to the handcuffs and the padlock to the gimp mask, I think he's suffocating"

the pound and the yen have been difficult to track. My mate said it was over 200Y when he moved there. He reckons anything over 150 is good.

I tried to go exploring last night but I kept losing GPS so Pokémon were disappearing.

Yep, I know it's not going to be cheap, but it's going to be an experience for us all.

I take it you've been?

So it looks like the Kwacky family are off to Tokyo for a week in October.

[ Get one of those little dinky convex mirrors that stick to your regular mirror....they're great for that sort of thing. Rear visibility was always a problem when my last truck was loaded down on a morning. The small round adjustable types work the best. I'm riding a bike, not towing a fecking car...

My twitter feed is full of Pokémon talk. Who said you need to grow up?

Boss is out so a day doing the crappy stuff you tend to put off.

999 what's your emergency. It was about legal highs.

Then Kinky Britain. Which was about fetishes. I preferred the latter.

It's not out for Android in the UK either

I've not built a PC for years, so I've no idea what's available.