I'm constantly astounded by how excitable & tetchy bikers seem to get about the riders who wear those vests, or do their bikes in Police style livery. (As usual) I'm hypocritical & contrary in my view, because I never wear Hi Viz anything, or even pale colours ...

What utter bullocks. Every time I have rented a car they take all your drivers details and asks who will be driving the vehicle and if you let someone else drive it they are not insured to drive so therefore makes it illegal. So a poor cyclist gets hit and the old bill ...

Love this! However I have seen and talked to a few people who own these whilst at the IAM meet and I have seen some riders black out the Polite sign with marker, and I have also talked to a few of them who say their wives bought it for them because they ...

I'm actually being really mean. There are millions of instagram accounts of perfectly normal people who post pictures not much less revealing than that lasses'. Including mine, occasionally.

A sort on twitter, who Kwacky thinks I should pursue, but in the interests of not getting my fragile ego bruised when she rebuffs my advances, I ain't going to.

Who are we talking about...

They were charged for failing to say who was driving. The criminal courts require a conviction based on a beyond reasonable doubt verdict, which a jury can't give as there will always be doubts about who was driving. Yes, I understand how it ...

They were charged for failing to say who was driving. The criminal courts require a conviction based on a beyond reasonable doubt verdict, which a jury can't give as there will always be doubts about who was driving. What surprises me is the ...

... keepers of a vehicle that was in a potentially serious accident. Surely if they deny it being them driving, it's up to them to supply details of who did, otherwise, they're clearly just lying to protect themselves. How is that a basis to not charge them? If they refuse, then assume they were ...

There are a couple of them on that site who can't understand why they don't ride their bikes and keep their bikes the same way thy do. It's twats like that who put me off doing the IAM course. Patronising twunts.

I'm getting a new chain and sprocket when I get the bike serviced.

I was once at one of the Wootton Bassett rides, waiting with hundreds of other bikers to be let out on the road. I went to the loo and left Rosa (who was a year old) with my two mates. I got back to find my mate being slagged off because the R1 - which didn't belong to him - was dirty. By some ...

... many ways with its cambers and hills. I live maybe forty minutes from Oulton and could store bikes in my garage over night before/after for those who live miles away if it helps. I've not set any dates in stone but the majority of trackdays there are on weekdays due to racing there at the weekend. ...

dogbot wrote:Getting a verbal battering from a woman who I've just told I don't want to date.

Sigh. Oh, the entitlement. Yeah, I just ain't into it, pal.

Just keep her on the books for a good old pumping session now and again [emoji106]

dogbot wrote:Getting a verbal battering from a woman who I've just told I don't want to date.

Sigh. Oh, the entitlement. Yeah, I just ain't into it, pal.

Surely those are the ones you use to test the boundaries

Getting a verbal battering from a woman who I've just told I don't want to date.

Sigh. Oh, the entitlement. Yeah, I just ain't into it, pal.

I've never named any of my bikes. I'm not one of those people who call it "she" either. It's a lump of metal. Bothered. *shrug* Dont get me wrong. Not having a dig. I particularly liked your millenium dodo Fair enough. I just hear that quite ...

dogbot wrote:

D6 wrote:I've never named any of my bikes. I'm not one of those people who call it "she" either.

It's a lump of metal.

Bothered. *shrug*

Dont get me wrong. Not having a dig. I particularly liked your millenium dodo

D6 wrote:I've never named any of my bikes. I'm not one of those people who call it "she" either.

It's a lump of metal.

Bothered. *shrug*

I've never named any of my bikes. I'm not one of those people who call it "she" either.

It's a lump of metal.

Monty wrote:mmmm I'm not sure, will it make my bum look big?

Errrm....
Frankly mate, if you're more preoccupied with the opinion of people who want to look at your bum than getting a really good bike, then it's maybe time you looked a new forum.?

Here you go mate; Linky