... fella was travelling around our fastest corner on track by the pit lane (and he was flawing it) but he was knocked by a racer trying to undertake him, span the said person into the barrier he literally jumped out of his seat hit into the barriers as he came landing back down into his seat/ pedals ...

It gets worse......I sold the plate on Ebay to some idiot for $40.....I'd explained the whole thing I wrote above to him and he bought it on the offchance that Whitney Houston had eaten off it. 'Cept I didn't......I kept the real one and sold him one out of my kitchen instead. Then ...

... want to think about. Mike will hae a look at it next week. He's got the tools to do a full inspection without stripping the engine so it'll take him about an hour to know what's happened.

... could do the zx6r... There is a guy on ebay thats selling the same kit but with the kawasaki stickers as well as hps dont provide those. I emailed him and he will do it in black. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/261698558799?euid=3c091fcf855b4ca6b9ff3de6793e8561&cp=1

I got done in my Porsche for speeding the copper ranted at me and asked what speed I was doing but I wouldn't answer which made him very angry.I don't think the radar gun could have been working properly,anyhow he read me my rights told me I was going to lose my licence .I ended getting ...

... months ago when I was in the car. The copper came storming over and was ranting and raving about booking me for dangerous driving. When I asked him on what grounds he was going to secure a conviction for dangerous driving, he then started ranting on about undertaking being illegal and that constituted ...

I think the police officer is decent bloke, we need more around like him, just even for a friendly chit chat about certain moves on the road and make sure you were a person who was decent too ie not a d&#?head rider who was going to mouth off at him because ...

Oh no Kwacky why did you get pulled over and we're you let off?! Sent from my HTC One_M8 using Tapatalk He just fluttered his eyes at him, & got away with the "not in accordance"...: http://www.tankslap.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=4643&view=unread#unread" onclick="window.open(this.href);return ...

I've met Talan , I like him he's a genuine nice guy always seems to have a smile on his face , despite all his disadvantages he is still quicker than me , Bastard . Really looking forward to seeing the full film . He certainly is a nice ...

... then have to hammer it as the slip road on to the main road is short. The bloke in the left lane isn't moving, so I twist the wrist, sail past him on his left and pass a car going slow in the right lane. I'm doing a good speed but I back off as the traffic queues for the motorway can be a mile ...

Vent about?? How about Gordon Ramsay?? Can you guys please, please, PLEEEASE take him back over there and stop encouraging him to tour the USA....bad enough that you gave us Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan, Oasis, etc.....but seriously, WTF did we ever do to you that ...

I've met Talan , I like him he's a genuine nice guy always seems to have a smile on his face , despite all his disadvantages he is still quicker than me , Bastard . Really looking forward to seeing the full film .

Twot. He's lucky not to have been killed. I would have given him a shoeing for being such a tool.

Stoner looks a far happier person now than i have ever seen him. He can ride the very fastest bike, make comment on it and say what works or doesn't, get to take in the atmosphere at any race meeting he chooses and be an ambassador for Ducati. He's been ...

... listing the same three wishes at work and a colleague said "I can get you two of those" and beer is band at work :? I guess you gave him a wide berth after that Blade, :S Nah to be honest he's one of my best mates. I don't see a lot of the missus when I'm working shifts so always ...

Blade wrote:All joking aside I remember listing the same three wishes at work and a colleague said "I can get you two of those" and beer is band at work

I guess you gave him a wide berth after that Blade,

... Vinales will take his seat. He is extremely hot property at the moment and a rare talent. There is no way Yamaha will allow anyone else to have him as I agree with Jack In that Rossi is no longer a guaranteed front runner although only a fool would write him off.

If Yamaha lose Lorenzo thats a huge blow , Rossi is no longer a regular race winner and they will need a replacement for him in 2 years time , I think Rins or maybe even Lowes will come up from moto2 to take the spot . Unless they can get Vinales of course but I think Suzuki will fight ...

Vinales is rumoured to be in demand by Yamaha and Honda but I'm sure Suzuki would want to keep him. Nice position to be in.

Need proof of Ducati competitiveness?

If Iannone hadn't take out his team mate then Dovi would be 2nd in the championship 1 point behind Marquez. I like Dovi and rate him as a talented rider but he is not an Alien. Imagine that Desmosedici with an Alien on board