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by D41
05 Nov 2018, 15:23
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Talking of silly over powered bikes..
Replies: 26
Views: 2175

Re: Talking of silly over powered bikes..

So 230 bhp is OK, 190 bhp is not OK.....is this correct?? Don't be so facetious. 230+bhp Superbike - fair enough. It has the fairing to make it usable at the speeds associated with the bhp. Also, it's meant for track which is where you can use that amount of power 190+bhp Supernaked - very unnecess...
by D41
05 Nov 2018, 15:02
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Windrush
Replies: 26
Views: 1512

Re: Windrush

Hmmmm.....these people came to the UK & fcuked up, it appears?? I dunno.....I know that if I fcuk up over here I could potentially lose my US Citizenship. It would have to be something major....a "really bad felony" or something equally heinous. Citizenship granted to foreign nationals...
by D41
05 Nov 2018, 13:46
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Talking of silly over powered bikes..
Replies: 26
Views: 2175

Re: Talking of silly over powered bikes..

So 230 bhp is OK, 190 bhp is not OK.....is this correct??
by D41
05 Nov 2018, 13:03
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: New Panigale V4R
Replies: 23
Views: 2207

Re: New Panigale V4R

It'd be alright if it didn't have all that silver plastic bull$#!t on the tank.
Cheapens the look of it. Although I'll bet it doesn't cheapen the price.
by D41
05 Nov 2018, 12:02
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: True cost of phone ownership
Replies: 17
Views: 799

Re: True cost of phone ownership

I have an LG-sommit. The iPhone just doesn't "work" for me....very counterintuitive. Had it maybe four years now & quite happy. The socket is holding up well....I usually seem to have a penchant for knackering them.
by D41
05 Nov 2018, 06:28
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What you watching?
Replies: 10404
Views: 2074233

Re: What you watching?

One of the police drama shows. Forget what it's called......it's THAT good.
by D41
04 Nov 2018, 06:49
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you eating ??
Replies: 7248
Views: 1206905

Re: What are you eating ??

Cake & ice cream.
by D41
04 Nov 2018, 06:47
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Why do us blokes have a bell end?
Replies: 11
Views: 494

Re: Why do us blokes have a bell end?

Isn't it to do with sperm and keeping it in place after the deposit? It’s so that a long long time ago the bell end would remove the sperm from the previous visitor so that your deposit would be in a prime position to impregnate the woman. That’s what scientists believe. (puke) (puke) (puke) (puke)...
by D41
03 Nov 2018, 20:19
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you eating ??
Replies: 7248
Views: 1206905

Re: What are you eating ??

(rolf)

Classy.
by D41
03 Nov 2018, 20:16
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Why do us blokes have a bell end?
Replies: 11
Views: 494

Re: Why do us blokes have a bell end?

Duke.....you're in your 50's and you're just now figuring out how your penis works??


Better late than never, I suppose.
by D41
02 Nov 2018, 22:49
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What do you want to vent about today?
Replies: 4343
Views: 528296

Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Unlike you, your Kamikaze pilot realized that my continued existence was of great benefit to mankind.
He made the right choice.
by D41
02 Nov 2018, 17:27
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Any Queen (the band) fans here?
Replies: 30
Views: 1313

Re: Any Queen (the band) fans here?

@ $850K per year!
by D41
02 Nov 2018, 15:14
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What do you want to vent about today?
Replies: 4343
Views: 528296

Re: What do you want to vent about today?

My bedroom window is about 15ft from the school field.
Luckily for me, the school brass band is using it for practice today.

At 7 fcuking a.m.!!!

I'll write a strongly worded letter.
by D41
02 Nov 2018, 13:14
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Any Queen (the band) fans here?
Replies: 30
Views: 1313

Re: Any Queen (the band) fans here?

Watching an item on the news this morning.

Have a guess how much $$$ Vanilla Ice still pulls in every year from his Queen-sampled hit "Ice, Ice, Baby"...??

Bear in mind it was released 28 years ago...
by D41
01 Nov 2018, 18:31
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you eating ??
Replies: 7248
Views: 1206905

Re: What are you eating ??

Coffee & jaffa cakes.
by D41
01 Nov 2018, 14:51
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: 2019 S1000RR details
Replies: 26
Views: 1636

Re: 2019 S1000RR details

I liked the asymmetry of those older headlights.

Having said that.....the new ones look much better.
by D41
01 Nov 2018, 09:49
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: 2019 S1000RR details
Replies: 26
Views: 1636

Re: 2019 S1000RR details

Looks good. REALLY good.
by D41
31 Oct 2018, 11:52
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Any Queen (the band) fans here?
Replies: 30
Views: 1313

Re: Any Queen (the band) fans here?

Enough!!

I have to be honest.....I always thought Foreigner were fcuking awful. They're like the Celine Dion of rock music.

I think I'd rather have Gary Glitter raise my children than go to a Foreigner concert.
by D41
31 Oct 2018, 09:46
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Death free meat
Replies: 22
Views: 946

Re: Death free meat

Kwacky wrote:Unless you're buying naturally raised 100% organic meat now you're already poisoning yourself with the shit they put in meat.
As Freddie would say....."Who wants, to live, forever??" (music)

....'Highlander" - frickin' AWESOME movie.
by D41
31 Oct 2018, 09:02
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Any Queen (the band) fans here?
Replies: 30
Views: 1313

Re: Any Queen (the band) fans here?

Me?? Nah....I'm 'Hot Blooded'.

You know why I'm hot blooded?? It's because I want to know what love is, that's why.
(emo)