Blade wrote:

DaytonAndy wrote:Bodmin. You?

Talland Bay mate.

Fabulous part of the world. That whole coast is beautiful.

Going to sit up outside and watch the Perseids meteor shower tonight. Next couple of nights best - look NE.

Blade wrote:Nice work Cookie

Was it the jag ?

No - thats too new for all of that.

Mondeo Estate - she's 8 years old now and starting to show her age - does everything I want it to mind. (when it starts )

Kwacky wrote:Spanked it. Had a short race with an M3, which was fooking fast. Then had a play with an MT09.

Did the MT09 wobble off on the first corner?

Replacing the starter motor in the family wagon. It's been reluctant to start for a while and got worse recently, coming to a head last week where it gave up :( As usual, modern cars don't make life easy so i've had to remove a whole load of other stuff to get at it. Anyway - 3.5hrs later (including...

6.30am to 8.00 pm :D The M5 around Brum and south of Brum is usually slowed down most of the time because of road work. I think it's a 50MPH limit for a few miles. If you can avoid the usual rush hour then you should be ok. Not sure what day you're travelling but if it's a Friday be aware that a lo...

Thieving scrotes :( What about two removable posts and a metal barrier that attaches to them? You could still have an accessible path (as the wall would run across the left of your path to the door) and then the bikes are behind a small removable wall? Bit of a faff in the morning, but easily remova...

I just buy bags of disposable razors. The likes of Gillette and Wilkinson Sword razors are now so expensive it really takes the piss. Good they may be but it soon mounts up. I worked out each new head costs me more than a whole bag of 20 disposables. If i use more than one disposable at a time I'm s...

Kwacky wrote:That'll be stress related.

Chronic Indigestion

Christ! Thats scary.

Kwacky wrote:do you want me to ride over and kick him in the nuts?

yes. If he's got some

I reckon you raised a pretty clever daughter and she'll work it out soon enough, better than you being the bad dad. But if you accidentally back over him....... I do hope so matey. Part 3 - he's sat outside doing nothing, not sunbathing, not talking, not reading. Oh and he's in a black T shirt and ...

Part 2 - he's now stated he doesn't eat chicken on the bone, cheese or spicy things.

Great considering I've just done a BBQ of Burgers with cheese, spicy sausage and chicken wings

Time to start making him unwelcome

Kwacky wrote:he sounds like a catch

Difficult, but we may have to be less than subtle. Mrs Cookie doesn't like him either so for once its not just me

The youngest's new boyfriend, who seemingly is lazy, doesn't talk, doesn't change clothes, doesn't like the sun, doesn't like to swim, doesn't like to help out, doesn't use sun creme, doesn't look after himself and when visiting the tattoo parlour couldn't make his mind up so has lots of random simp...

duke63 wrote:Won't be long before the banks are charging you for having money in your account. It's already about to happen for business accounts.

Been happening for years in Europe. We have to pay for our overseas accounts.

i just got poorer again

Waste of time this cut imo.

duke63 wrote:It's the concerns about the world and its safety that uk citizens have about Trump. What he does in the US is no concern of ours but what he does outside is.

Exactly that.

That arsehole you meet on holiday who has been everywhere ( in this case twice). I'm going to make up a place name tomorrow, make sure it doesn't exist and then see what he says. :D Oh we've all met those :) Why do people feel the need to try and better everything? I tend to be rude - solves the pr...