Dickheads who own big and/or expensive vehicles who can only afford to put £5 of petrol in when they get fuel.

**** off back to your mum's house and go cry to her about how the nasty man in his £800 car and the minimum wage petrol attendant laughed at you, you easily impressed fragile ego'd tosser.

Anyway, back on topic, I reckon this is an April Fool's joke. Cornish has never owned a bike for that long.

If they need a test pilot for any of the new bikes I'm happy to volunteer

Pre- ordered the limited edition Blu-ray, which comes out on the 18th of this month.

yeah, I know. I'm a saddo.

Perkles wrote:
They have some very exciting new bikes inthe pipeline,ground breaking even so watch this space

So how many PMs have you had asking for more info?

Cornish wrote:
Duke3, i know flipping weird eh, anyway i'm back in the room...

Oh, i'll have some kit and lids too sell soon too; thats also been far too long!

Just as I go and buy a new lid

Nope, just leave it there

I reckon we could get enough in to pay for the trip and to make a sizeable contribution towards the cost of a new bike each.

Ask him when he's redecorating the kitchen, the reaction will tell us if it's him or not.

Fill it full of immigrants at £500 a head.

Almost finished season 2 of Daredevil.

Love the Punisher in it, the casting is spot on.

Elekra though infuriates me. She's not (so far) using her usual weapons of choice and the actress, although easy on the eye, is irritating on the ears with her really shitty British accent.

I've been told by my doctor not to exercise for two weeks.

Fat and muscle seem to be the ying and yang on my body. One I struggle to gain and seem to lose quickly, the other the opposite.

Having been to the gym just twice in 4 weeks I feel both skinny and flabby. It's horrible.

A bloke on facebook has fallen for the annual April Fool joke about the EU forcing all riders to wear hi-viz.

Even though I've pointed out it's a joke, he's adamant that "this is the sort of shit Europe makes us do"

You know the popular press is herding sheep when you see shit like that.

Managed to get 17.74 litres into the tank this morning. I think that's the most so far. 165 miles since the last fill up. The bike says I'm doing an average of 44.9 mpg, which isn't bad.

So what's everyone up to? Night in tonight. Try and shift this chest infection with a bath and an early night. Wifey is working tomorrow so I'll be entertaining my son inbetween selling the zx6r plastics and doing bits and pieces around the house. Saturday night out on the beer. Sunday nursing a han...

But £10k for a brand new one. Fresh out of the box. Virginal. Unspanked.

There are second hand ones going for more than that.

Trying to find out where one of my experts has disappeared to. The buggers have a habit of getting caught up in something else just when you need them to finish something for you.

It was the stock OEM BT016s on my bike when I lost the front and crashed in spectacular style. Horrible tyres.

Nice idea. It would probably be cheaper.

I wa taking the piss about the german ones. I've seen a few European sellers buy Chinese stock and then sell it on. People obviously think they're getting better European products. I might see if I can find some footpegs for the ones I've got and see if that works. I've nothing to lose. http://www.s...

They were a perfect comedy pairing. The intelligence of them both really shines through in most of their work.