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Re: What are you doing today ??

Not good to hear kiwi. Was it deliberate and genuinely dangerous or a harsh call ? Hope you ok buddy and enjoy the leave. The actions that were taken were dangerous. Working at Heights without correct measures, working outside their scope of experience/qualification, Working at Heights not covered ...
by kiwikrasher
13 Jun 2018, 08:40
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 10520
Views: 257037

Re: What are you doing today ??

Kwacky wrote:Sounds like you've earned that first beer


Managed 4 GnT’s in about 5 mins before I had to board my next flight. Got a company annual medical tomorrow so that’ll be it for the drinking.
by kiwikrasher
13 Jun 2018, 07:12
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 10520
Views: 257037

Re: What are you doing today ??

My last shift of a horror of a swing offshore. Fecking place can throw it all at me today, I don’t care today, I’ll be home tomorrow! Well I shouldn’t have said that. Day started with an incident/permit breach On a job I was responsibly for. I didn’t do anything wrong and just had an interview with...
by kiwikrasher
13 Jun 2018, 07:10
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 10520
Views: 257037

Re: What are you doing today ??

My last shift of a horror of a swing offshore. Fecking place can throw it all at me today, I don’t care today, I’ll be home tomorrow! Well I shouldn’t have said that. Day started with an incident/permit breach On a job I was responsibly for. I didn’t do anything wrong and just had an interview with...
by kiwikrasher
12 Jun 2018, 23:08
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 10520
Views: 257037

Re: What are you doing today ??

My last shift of a horror of a swing offshore.

Fecking place can throw it all at me today, I don’t care today, I’ll be home tomorrow!
by kiwikrasher
11 Jun 2018, 21:51
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 10520
Views: 257037

Re: What are you doing today ??

I searched up ‘Rossgo’s neighbour’ in p*rnhub but no results ..... :?

Come on, give us a name Rossgo!
by kiwikrasher
10 Jun 2018, 11:08
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 10520
Views: 257037

Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Monty wrote:
kiwikrasher wrote:5 more days. I've planned a big ride my kid free weekend, and man I'm looking forward to that.


You might want to consider getting out on the bike as well. very good for the head :D


Lol! Of cause I meant on the bike, the other kinda riding is happening the moment I get home!!
by kiwikrasher
07 Jun 2018, 13:20
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What do you want to vent about today?
Replies: 1955
Views: 72166

Re: What do you want to vent about today?

When you spend three days bringing the platform back online after a major shutdown and are almost at the point of production streams online, and nightshift trips the place (full plant shutdown at the wells) and you spend the day redoing all your hard work (deadhorse) This had been my hardest swing ...
by kiwikrasher
07 Jun 2018, 03:20
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What do you want to vent about today?
Replies: 1955
Views: 72166

Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Kwacky wrote:I should be ok thanks. A small tube of superglue if you've got one? Just in case I cant' fix it tonight.

I think the side pod catch on my lid is different to the one I've left at yours so I don't think we can cannibalise it


Can’t you just use the duct tape out of your date rape kit?
by kiwikrasher
05 Jun 2018, 10:32
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What do you want to vent about today?
Replies: 1955
Views: 72166

Re: What do you want to vent about today?

C00kiemonster wrote:3 x 43MW! Thats big power!


They each drive a 3 stage compressor that either pumps it back down a re-injection well 3-4 km underground or 520 kms to Darwin. That’s a 36” line at 160 Bar.
by kiwikrasher
05 Jun 2018, 10:31
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What do you want to vent about today?
Replies: 1955
Views: 72166

Re: What do you want to vent about today?

It was technically no ones fault. Only had 2 of the 3 big 43 MW turbine driven re-injection/export gas compressors on line, and one had a control card failure, tripped that compressor out, which bounced the fuel gas system (which would normally handle it if all 3 were running, but didn't when it los...
by kiwikrasher
05 Jun 2018, 03:35
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What do you want to vent about today?
Replies: 1955
Views: 72166

Re: What do you want to vent about today?

When you spend three days bringing the platform back online after a major shutdown and are almost at the point of production streams online, and nightshift trips the place (full plant shutdown at the wells) and you spend the day redoing all your hard work (deadhorse) This had been my hardest swing e...
by kiwikrasher
04 Jun 2018, 14:05
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What do you want to vent about today?
Replies: 1955
Views: 72166

Re: Silverstone Ducati trackday 31 May 2018

Sounds like a great day Duke, it’s ones like that which recharge us for the rest of the time.
by kiwikrasher
31 May 2018, 21:50
 
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Silverstone Ducati trackday 31 May 2018
Replies: 47
Views: 1566

Re: What are you doing today ??

About three days work in 12 hours. We are on a shutdown and it’s leak testing and bringing systems back online. My Tankslap unread posts list is getting bigger and bigger. To buggered to do much post shift, apart from sleep and get up and do it all again.
by kiwikrasher
28 May 2018, 12:38
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 10520
Views: 257037

Re: I stole a bike racer's girlfriend

Who is it??
by kiwikrasher
26 May 2018, 11:15
 
Forum: Photos and Videos
Topic: I stole a bike racer's girlfriend
Replies: 11
Views: 374

Re: What are you drinking?

Pear cider, last drink for 3 weeks
by kiwikrasher
22 May 2018, 09:55
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you drinking?
Replies: 670
Views: 37890

Re: What ails you today?

Still got the trailings of the man flu. Coughing up great dark lumps in the mornings and still a lot of sinus congestion. Sitting in an aircraft right now hoping I’m not about to be in lots of pain with the pressure change. If I hadn’t have had last swing off with my surgery I would’ve called sick, ...
by kiwikrasher
22 May 2018, 00:25
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What ails you today?
Replies: 640
Views: 54188

Re: What ails you today?

Itchy wrote:My knee.

No idea what I've done or what has happened to it, it was fine walking into work this morning, but as the day has gone on my knee seems to have swollen and is trying to seize up.

It's not very comfortable.


My guess is it’s those dodgy bloody boots you’ve worn to destruction!! (lol)
by kiwikrasher
22 May 2018, 00:22
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What ails you today?
Replies: 640
Views: 54188

Re: Joke of the day

D41 wrote:You swore at someone else's kids??
You're my hero!!


I work offshore, I have to consciously think about not swearing when I’m back in civi life. When stress hits it’s hard not to slip into instinctive habits. Good news was it was effective!
by kiwikrasher
22 May 2018, 00:15
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 525
Views: 52020

Re: Joke of the day

If you've got 5 minutes read this thread on Twitter https://twitter.com/simonfromharlow/status/998470432176123904 I can relate to that quite well... I always said one of the advantages of my work roster is I get to be a parent helper at the school and on excursions.. till I actually did one (gah) a...
by kiwikrasher
21 May 2018, 22:53
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 525
Views: 52020
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