taking the lad to the football.

Vikings.

The white one is far too plain.

Had a 10km egg hatch into a Smoochum

Which I'm not happy about as it's a baby Jynx.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/201 ... ter-crisis" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

The British Red Cross has been asked to help out.

FFS

This angers me,

a bottle of golden crown

It smells like marijuana

I didn't look round, I carried on as if nothing happened, while the top of my head throbbed

Legs and core.

Me

Dipped my head under the barbell for my squats and got it wrong, twatted the top of my head off the bar.

Weest Ham v Manc City

beef bhuna. I do a decent indian when I can be bothered.

Transformers has to have CGI

Unless you want stop go animation with the 80s plastic toys?

The point I'm making (clearly very badly) is if we're to believe that Russia is only there to help Syria and that Russia is now starting to reduce it's presence there, why the chuff would they have SAMs in the first and then leave them behind. It's clear evidence that Russia intends to have a milita...

Another incident involving a tiger snake.

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I thought Russia was there to deal with ISIS and those opposing the Syrian regime? Neither of those groups have got aircraft.

I see Russia is saying it's reducing its presence in Syria now that the government is set to win.

Why are they leaving behind anti aircraft missiles?

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Fish cake butties?

Can't you find any fish fingers?

If he had dropped something on his foot you would be to blame. That's the way it is.

I can't believe he didn't check his boots first.

It's looking good for us cinema goers. Off the top of my head we've got Wonder Woman, Dunkirk, Alien Covenant, the next star wars film Justice League and Thor We've got another transformers, Train Spotting 2, Lego Batman (for the kids, honest), Guardians of the Galaxy and Bladerunner. I might be tem...

Yep, good lids. Well worth the money.