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by Monty
06 Jan 2016, 23:21
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: New Years Resolution
Replies: 32
Views: 1038

Re: New Years Resolution

Feck me, roll on the summer!
by Monty
06 Jan 2016, 23:20
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: New Years Resolution
Replies: 32
Views: 1038

Re: New Years Resolution

The last time I watched you catching me up (in the mirrors), I nearly arse ended a car! ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( When was that Some where between the B6049 and the A6. Either way you were laughing your ass off when we got to the junction. Me, not so much! To be fair, I got my own back when you hit Itchy's...
by Monty
06 Jan 2016, 22:58
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Air Filters
Replies: 18
Views: 1066

Re: Air Filters

Cav wrote:
Perkles wrote:BSD get 190 rwhp with a decat pipe and bmc airfilter on a zx10
What was the bhp gain before/after?

Numbers are pretty meaningless unless tested back to back
And totally irrelevant unless tested on the same machine, altitude, temperature, time of day, etc, etc, etc
by Monty
06 Jan 2016, 22:29
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Suspension - reading between the bu!!sh!t
Replies: 34
Views: 1221

Re: Suspension - reading between the bu!!sh!t

Cav, please don't take this the personally as it very definitely not meant to be, but I think you have greatly undervalued your audience in this thread.

Some of these old buggers have been messing up suspension way way way before you got your hands on it.
by Monty
06 Jan 2016, 17:12
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Suspension - reading between the bu!!sh!t
Replies: 34
Views: 1221

Re: Suspension - reading between the bu!!sh!t

See, it's magic!
by Monty
06 Jan 2016, 13:39
Forum: On the Track
Topic: Stoner: Marquez felt threatened by me
Replies: 24
Views: 1411

Re: Stoner: Marquez felt threatened by me

She seems to have eaten her trousers
by Monty
06 Jan 2016, 13:23
Forum: Photos and Videos
Topic: Best Triumph Speed Triple Ever
Replies: 17
Views: 1355

Re: Best Triumph Speed Triple Ever

I really like that, was considering doing something similar with a Street a while back.
by Monty
06 Jan 2016, 13:21
Forum: Photos and Videos
Topic: Best Triumph Speed Triple Ever
Replies: 17
Views: 1355

Re: Best Triumph Speed Triple Ever

Yeah D works in the Triumph Hipster office
by Monty
06 Jan 2016, 13:19
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: New Years Resolution
Replies: 32
Views: 1038

Re: New Years Resolution

rocket wrote:
Monty wrote:
rocket wrote:do i get video on the elite and are we talking road side cafe bacon or posh cafe sit down
Yes, if you can keep up
Oh F"£K thats me screwed then last time i tried to keep up i fell off
The last time I watched you catching me up (in the mirrors), I nearly arse ended a car!
by Monty
04 Jan 2016, 20:12
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: That C word again
Replies: 109
Views: 13474

Re: That C word again

Never good to hear but like you say at least the suffering is over. It's a cruel world
by Monty
04 Jan 2016, 20:04
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: New Years Resolution
Replies: 32
Views: 1038

Re: New Years Resolution

rocket wrote:do i get video on the elite and are we talking road side cafe bacon or posh cafe sit down
Yes, if you can keep up
by Monty
04 Jan 2016, 19:55
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18652
Views: 2643436

Re: What are you doing today ??

Ross, next year come over to mine for Christmas we'll sort you out. It's the Norovirus Christmas Boot Camp! [emoji1] thanks for the offer but think I'll pass [SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES] Don't knock it till you've tried it, you should see my retching induced six pack. Oh n...
by Monty
04 Jan 2016, 18:57
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18652
Views: 2643436

Re: What are you doing today ??

Ross, next year come over to mine for Christmas we'll sort you out. It's the Norovirus Christmas Boot Camp!
by Monty
04 Jan 2016, 11:52
Forum: Photos and Videos
Topic: where to start with this one....
Replies: 31
Views: 2501

Re: where to start with this one....

He stopped pretty quick given the speed, got to have been in the triple figures. I'm sure I've done worse, but it's pretty dumb going past those houses and driveways at those sort of speeds.

Even bigger dumb ass for putting it on Facebook.
by Monty
04 Jan 2016, 11:29
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: New Years
Replies: 22
Views: 770

Re: New Years

No but the litre of Vodka on Christmas Eve probably didn't help. I found food in the fridge ready for Christmas dinner I don't remember cooking!
by Monty
04 Jan 2016, 09:52
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: New Years
Replies: 22
Views: 770

Re: New Years

Happy New Year everyone. Glad that's over to be honest, sick house again for Christmas in the Monty household, that's 8 years on the trot. Still going on now, Sarah was up most of the night last night with a barfing 3 year old.

On the bright side, at least I've lost weight
by Monty
22 Dec 2015, 19:27
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Winter Driving
Replies: 20
Views: 722

Re: Winter Driving

Blade wrote:Monty's All Terrain School Bus Beast 8)
Could have been worse

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by Monty
22 Dec 2015, 19:15
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Winter Driving
Replies: 20
Views: 722

Re: Winter Driving

I've got one of these and just go where I want regardless of the season or tyre compound.

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by Monty
22 Dec 2015, 19:08
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Ghosts
Replies: 31
Views: 2156

Re: Ghosts

That's true dude, I'm atheist but realise if you shut down every christian charity, organisation or group in the UK overnight the country would stop. They do a lot of good, more than most people give them credit, as do most religions. (apart from the Catholics, they can suck my .......). I'm just no...
by Monty
22 Dec 2015, 17:26
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you eating ??
Replies: 7238
Views: 1099374

Re: What are you eating ??

Chuffing Gluten eating B@stards!